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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version)
@whyaduck.bsky.social
1.4K followers 520 following 12K posts
He/Him. Mostly harmless old guy, with a penchant for dad jokes and shitposting. Can be a sweary mcswearface. Slava Ukraini. No Kings. PFP: Me. England. Giant Horse Head Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · Oct 14
FAPs (Frequently Asked Petes):

Q: You don’t follow me, why did you like or comment on my post?

A: Because I came across your post on What’s Hot Classic or in a reply to someone I follow and thought it was worth interacting with.

Q: Is this a bit?

A: I’m not sure.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
Mmm. Butter pie.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
Frozen butterfingers are the best.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
Listen up 2025. Willie Nelson is off limits.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
I learned with cutthroats who stole unclaimed points with glee.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
I love cribbage.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 2h
Bananas? In pajamas? In this economy?
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
Who Task Manages the Task Manager?
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 3h
a man in a purple jacket and top hat is eating a chocolate bar .
Alt: a man in a purple jacket and top hat is eating a chocolate bar .
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 4h
Did the Pope’s wife wear tacky leather pants too?
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 5h
If Forensic Files taught me anything it’s to always assume the spouse is behind the crime.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 5h
Do we need to grab torches and pitchforks?
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 6h
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 10h
Big pleather fetish.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 11h
Attacking an OPEC country is a great way to keep gas prices low.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 11h
There are several Dr. Acula accounts already. Time to break out the garlic.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 11h
The fleeting few seconds before Teams connects are blissful.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
Xtianity ended child sacrifice and MAGA brought it back.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
Halloween, the day when no kids show up because a) long driveway and b) low house density.

Trying not to take the ominous nature of the day seriously. Couple of big events in my family today so just going to pretend it’s just a Friday.

But hey, bought a new tractor yesterday before tariffs.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
Oh he’s a terrible human being. Even if Red Sox, but I give credit for that to Johnny Damon and Bill Buckner.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
But his video game was pretty good. Ok ok. He screwed over the state of Rhode Island over that but still.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
That’s what the spare key stored in the little magnetic box under the grill is for.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
Her mom is a professor at UCSD who’s been recognized for her DEI efforts.

Family get together a must be fun.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
Usha’s mom must be so proud.
Lakshmi N. Chilukuri (1961) is an Indian-American microbiologist, educator, and academic administrator. She is the Provost of Sixth College!" and a Teaching Professor in the Division of Biological Sciences at the University of California, San Diego. 21[3] Chilukuri is recognized for her contributions to undergraduate biology education, her leadership in diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) initiatives, and her curriculum development. 4115]
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
That O’Lantern guy is jacked.
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Pete (Slightly Spooky Version) @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12h
I’m slightly embarrassed that it took me a while to realize that the server at Chili’s was wearing a Sims costume.
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