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2054, 6 years after the collapse of American farming. strapping on my gladiator armor for the next death match: ugh haha yeah do you remember microsoft teams
whippoorwont.bsky.social
AI may not be able to produce any worthwhile art, and sure it can't consistently perform technical tasks with any accuracy, but at least it can unblur the faces of underaged children and put them in additional danger.
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me at 5 am: okay everyone seems to have quieted down, time to try to get one more hour of sleep

my cat: not so fuckin fast, asshole
whippoorwont.bsky.social
me at 3 am: ugh this sucks why do I keep waking up at 3 am

my cat at 3 am: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
whippoorwont.bsky.social
thinking about auto_parts_store_tina again
whippoorwont.bsky.social
had a therapist say, "I dont know what you want me to tell you" once. like yeah buddy me either
whippoorwont.bsky.social
Fleetwood Mac: Thunder only happens when it's rainin'

Neil Degrasse Tyson: actually,
whippoorwont.bsky.social
me at 3 am: ugh this sucks why do I keep waking up at 3 am

my cat at 3 am: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
whippoorwont.bsky.social
ha ha what if we kissed in the british museum? and we were both stolen artifacts lol?
whippoorwont.bsky.social
the sort of thing Hera would kill you for having the audacity to do in a greek myth
whippoorwont.bsky.social
Enjoy posts like this now, while you dont know what neil young would look like having sex
whippoorwont.bsky.social
"I included an insincere admission that they were different so that when you tried to engage with the salient parts of my argument I could pull this wormy rhetorical trick to feel better"
whippoorwont.bsky.social
most believable part of In the Mouth of Madness is little kids being creepy
whippoorwont.bsky.social
least believable part of In the Mouth of Madness is the conceit that an author of any kind could become wildly popular in the united states
whippoorwont.bsky.social
This man moved to and lives in Vietnam
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It boggles my mind that the hammer and sickle is considered a socially acceptable symbol, but then braindead people probably find history difficult to digest.
whippoorwont.bsky.social
hey man why do you live in Vietnam
whippoorwont.bsky.social
all for an industry that hasn't provided any actual value to anyone! don't listen when centrists say you're unreasonable - this is the sort of shit that this society finds reasonable
whippoorwont.bsky.social
sorry are you trying to imply that fans if Jeff tiedrich are Real Men or something