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it's tongue in cheek, danny-elle

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j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2h

just put away a fuckton of "clean" laundry. please clap 😭

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 3h

not much on indeed this week 🙃

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 3h

dick cheney being dead is cool and everything but when i see loads of americans posting THANK FUCK or whatever then i think trump is dead 😖 disappointed

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 6h

brilliant 😂😂👏 i needed a pick me up today

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 16h

2023: Keir Starmer, "If you don't like the changes we've made the door is open and you can leave"

2025: Labour, "Please come back"

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 18h

im baby

jet the black kitten, sat on his scratching post

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 20h

real 💯

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 20h

thank you because it's so ick 😖😖

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 21h

really want to see the devil wears prada musical, specifically while vanessa williams is still in it 😭☺️ got no one to go with tho. i'm gonna have to go with my mother, aren't i? 🫣

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 22h

i think jasper might be a bit of shy pooer because the other two have been pooing in the living room in the litter tray but jasper ran into the conservatory and did a poo on the floor 😭 but we got a spare litter tray so i've put that in there now

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

i've never known a retailer to have SUCH a problem with confrontational, drug-addled customers and be SO unsupportive to staff over it.

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

nahhh i don't think so. even if it was nearer and more hours, i'd still have to cogitate. the thought of doing it isn't filling me with joy. quite the opposite. and leaving last time really set me back (but it was the right decision).

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

been and gone. seems like a nice bloke. even if you don't end up with a cowboy, i hate those fucking arrogant blokey tradies you get. is it any wonder i didn't get on in a job where you have to sell to trade? 😂🥴 but they're not all like that hashtag blah blah

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

handyman here, to do cat flap, well, not do it. that's later in the week. just here measuring today. oi oi. or something.

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

well aware that i'm effing and jeffing a lot today but my home life is not giving this week, and i love our new cats, but it is an adjustment, bit of a lifestyle change, while they're very young anyway, and i think it's finally set in that i put myself out of work last week 🥴 allow it

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

it's all just too much today 😭

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

might have an interview lined up, but it's the same cunty company i quit in june, and it's fewer hours, and a branch further away so i'd have cycle a few miles each way. i think this is the part where i learn to unlock the shrewd part of my brain 🥴

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

they're quite sweet when they're sleeping. also jasper's been chewing a lamp 😼

3 black kittens on a brown leather sofa

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

i believe in religious freedom but i kinda feel like amish is a cult 😬

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 1d

what if there was like a little pouch on a carabiner and it's for storing your beanie in... girl i should really be a fashion designer by now

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2d

fucking love when people don't shut the fuck up when you're watching tv and then tell you off for having it too loud

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2d

because that's flaca's backstory in OITNB. she's goes to prison for fraud and endangerment because this guy she's sold acid to jumps off the school roof. but it's not even acid, it's literally a bit of paper. and yeah, i don't think that should be illegal 😂

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2d

HYPOTHETICALLY. if i put some dried oregano and some little baggies and sold it to some year 7s, i'd go to prison, would i? but i don't think that's right.

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2d

ok think i'm done buying bling for now 😬 love this chameleon pendant 🦎😍 chain's a bit small, might change it

gold coloured chameleon pendant on a gold coloured chain

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2d

king in the castle, king in the castle, i have a chair

freddy the black cat sat on the top of his scratching post

j @whalemancer.bsky.social · 2d

jasper has been chewing a blanket

black cat called jasper sat on a teal throw