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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · Feb 13

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 13h

I’d probably lose weight faster if I didn’t get up and chug milk 3 times a night.

Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 13h

I thought that was the pedo mustache.

Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 13h

They don’t want you to know this, but Hulk Hogan died taking a shit.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 14h

If you cum in your dreams you cum in real life.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

When you do a big cum.

a man wearing a red sweater is dancing in a living room .

ALT: a man wearing a red sweater is dancing in a living room .

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

In 1987 my friends and I were playing basketball at the neighborhood court when the bullies who kick our asses showed up, but I was wearing my brand new Nike Air Force 2s my grandma bought for me that afternoon and I jumped away over a building like the Incredible Hulk to escape.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

That’s what I mean when I say the good old days.

Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

Grand Theft Autofellatio

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

Let it flow, let yourself go
Slowen Lo, that is the tempo

Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

I hope some people start to see the light soon, but I’m preparing for the worst.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

I hope these fucks get prosecuted after all this shit is done. There’s actually been some major pushback here. I’m still worried how far this will all go, but it seems like there are cracks starting to form. Nothing’s cheaper, people are losing benefits, they’re businesses.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

Asking if I can park it in her pussy garage because my dick actually looks like tiny 18 wheeler.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

They’re all scumbag fascists. Shit’s bad in areas near me.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

Someone dropped their merkin.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1d

I still remember my grandparents phone number. First number I memorized. I have probably a dozen out defunct phone numbers in my brain.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 2d

Quoth the raven “dirty whore”

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 2d

Cool buttplug I scored on Facebook marketplace.

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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 2d

A couple years ago they changed the name of the neighborhood elementary school from Christopher Columbus to Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The only people upset about this were the Italians. They live in completely different part of the city.