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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 3h

You don’t have to like me. You don’t have to love me. But you WILL let me hit that pen.

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 6h

Yeeeeeaaaaah buddy. Did you get the quilt lined? I love them

AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 13h

I've seen lilly at hollywood deli. Maybe we need to huff more sandwiches.

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Mrs. Hunter Diamond @neutralgena.bsky.social · 16h

ICE was ripping up the northside yesterday & already at it again today. do you know your rights? as an immigrant, as a citizen, as a bystander? learn how to protect yourself and others! ICIRR is hosting virtual & in person trainings. saturday is right off the red line- if you can be there… be there

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 23h

Hahahah wait this is reaaally good

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 1d

I like having an apt in edgewater but house sitting in Humboldt is unmatched. My ass is going to be firmly planted at rootstock, spinning j, segnatore day and night. I am a creature of habit and lust.

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 1d

Being able to stay in Humboldt for the next few weeks? I’m giddy. I am going to go to the same four restaurants three billion times and I cannot wait

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking love when something makes me laugh in such a loud and ugly way. I’m not afraid to guffaw. I’m not afraid to chortle the house down boots.

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 1d

Heart is still broken but less

brooklyn @bbrooklynn.bsky.social · 1d

!!!!

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Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 1d

Anyone else get this ad everyday and think…”where did she get her dress made?”

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 2d

oral-b floss pick

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 2d

My body is *so* ready for HMD @ smartbar friday

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 4d

Two British girls by me holding their foreheads and repeatedly saying holy fuck when you finished performing this

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 4d

🙂‍↕️

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 4d

I know 😭

AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 4d

Landed in Chicago and walked to get some groceries and I saw talard thai permanently closed and let out a blood curdling scream! I’m so devastated.

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 9d

Aaron from bake-off if you see this I will buy us a home and love you with everything I have and you can teach our children how to bake that Jamaican patty plait and we’ll have a garden of scotch bonnets so you can never stop making me the patty plait and we’ll growl old and you can still bake the

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 9d

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 9d

put minutes on your phone

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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 9d

You're going to get maybe 35-40% of the expected 1000 sweet kiss quota from me at best. We have to be reasonable. You think someone baked Ludacris half a million buttered scones in fergie's glamorous? Open your eyes you sweet sexy fool.

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