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Wes from the Sixville Mall

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Co-host of Double Feature Creatures a Sixville Mall Enertainment podcast

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Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · Sep 4

It's sexy dance time at @6villemalltheatre.bsky.social and me and Bhavna are talking our favorite dirty dance films Flashdance and Magic Mike XXL.
Guess what one was chosen by @theluckysharms.bsky.social
Get your Double Feature fix now.
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Double Feature Creatures Flashdance and Magic Mike XXL. Sixville Mall Entertainment

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Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 32m

Also why the fuck is there a Bruce Springsteen movie? Did he do 9-11? He had a hole in his floor?
Who the fuck cares?

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 35m

As it should be

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 44m

Roofman Review: A well written, well acted movie, but I was bored. I get that it was based on a real guy, but it either needed to be more wacky or darker. I felt like it was a Tarantino Script taken and made by John Hughes.
I give it 6 and a half Tatum ball sacks out of 10.
Yes, you see his sack.

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 7h

Honestly it's a good film and I enjoyed it. But I also get why people are not flocking to it.
I haven't seen Eddington for the same reason, I saw the trailer and was like THAT'S JUST THE NEWS.

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 9h

Hear me out, maybe One Battle After Another bombed because we stopped going to the movies to watch the news in the 40s. You think Chicago wants to pay whatever a movie at AMC costs to watch government agents abduct people off the streets? Entry to Wallgreens is free.

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Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 20h

No, seriously, his neck looks like it was also on the Epstein island but not by choice.

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 20h

Rob Zombie voice: Who will survive, and what will be left? Will it be the blow-up frog? Or the neck vagina man?

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 22h

All of them named Chunk

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Miller is a literal cuck.

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Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 1d

I'm Canadian and hoping it won't come to having to join the animal crossing army here, but I will keep you in mind.

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 1d

His throat is positively Vulvic. I can't unsee it.

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 1d

In the revolution, what blow-up animal will you become? I'm thinking about commissioning a Bert the Turtle.

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Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 1d

I do miss back when QQ first started. You and DOB tried to get each other canceled at the end of every episode. It was fun.

Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 1d

I thought that's what Kirkland Brand chickens were.

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Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 1d

Portland must be so in debt to Tom Nook

RedStateBlues @coolsprings.bsky.social · 1d

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Wes from the Sixville Mall @wesfromsixville.bsky.social · 3d

I never would have believed that the second American Civil War would look so much like Animal Crossing.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 7d

Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.

But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.