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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

@webwarrior.bsky.social

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🕸 Only 18+. 🕸 Muse and mun are 32. 🕸 Maturity not included. 🕸 Dark themes ahead. 🕸 Ships with chemistry. 🕸 #MVRP. 🕸 Was a writer on Twitter. 🕸 Lewd is earned. 🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · Oct 22

"Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?"

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 18h

"Your mom."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

//lol
But I seriously hope this thing knows how much people hate it.

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

//IT, because that is what this lesser being is, interacted with my Venom a while ago.
This inferior creature needs to be "corrected."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

a woman in a yellow jacket says i 'm going to make sure you get sent to the gallows .

ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket says i 'm going to make sure you get sent to the gallows .

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Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 3d

//I really feel like these are the same person. They both use ai art. The accounts are set up the same.

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

//Clankers get scrapped.

a painting of a futuristic landscape with a giant elephant in the foreground and a castle in the background .

ALT: a painting of a futuristic landscape with a giant elephant in the foreground and a castle in the background .

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𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 @hellaverse-frames.bsky.social · 2d

Helluva Boss | Spring Broken (S1E3)
Frame: 949/25092

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 2d

//NO. AI. ACCOUNTS!

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━━ 🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇧🇴🇹🇹🇱🇪🇸 @memoryvials.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"Agreed."

Felicia Hardy @sorrowofhunt.bsky.social · 3d

“I'm always hot.”

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"About how hot you look."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"About how hot you look."

Felicia Hardy @sorrowofhunt.bsky.social · 3d

“What are these, if I may ask?”

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"More so than letting my intrusive thoughts win. I'm trying to be nice."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"More so than letting my intrusive thoughts win. I'm trying to be nice."

Felicia Hardy @sorrowofhunt.bsky.social · 3d

“Is staring at the ceiling polite?”

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"Trying not to stare at you. It would be rude."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"Trying not to stare at you. It would be rude."

Felicia Hardy @sorrowofhunt.bsky.social · 3d

What, spidey?

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

Looking at the ceiling. Respectfully.

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

Looking at the ceiling. Respectfully.

Felicia Hardy @sorrowofhunt.bsky.social · 3d

“Are you wet?

We are wet.”

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"Bob Reynolds! Just Bob! Love that guy."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"We'll find our way. We always do."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"I was chosen by the gods! Nah, it's just part of this weird mystical thing called the Web of Life and Destiny. Tldr; big mystical spider totem means I'm Spidey.
Every dimension needs a spider. And, uh, thanks. That means a lot."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"And his name is Ben Reilly."

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"Ah, I'm just some guy from Queens who got bitten by a radioactive spider. I put my tights on eight legs at a time, Hina. That's a joke, for the record."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 3d

"...Oh. Uh, I'm... not sure how to respond to that. Uhh... well, uh, I'm trying here. Okay. Let's get things started the right way. I'm Spider-Man. You are?"