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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean

@waterwriter23220.bsky.social

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#Yinzer 🖤💛 Childless Cat Lady 🐈🐈‍⬛ Dem, ADHD, Agnostic, Humanist, Potty Mouth, Dithering Kestrel 🪶😉 NASA nerd, NOT SpaceX (thanks dad) #ApolloSoyuz #HiddenFigures #Resist #BLM #FuckTrump Release the #Epstein Files! 🚫NO CAMGIRLS🚫NO CRYPTO🚫NO DMs🚫NO MAGA

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · Aug 9

Whenever there’s talk in the news about taking more rights away from women, I bust out this gem from “Sassy Smurf” before she was on Ted Lasso. I love it. 😆😂🤣

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The Mash Report: Women Have Told Everyone to Just F**k Off

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nypapajoe.bsky.social @nypapajoe.bsky.social · 5h

Chief Justice Roberts must be impeached

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Tony Negron @tnite02.bsky.social · 9h

The Dweeb is just a small man afraid of his shadow. We should send him a few cat ladies to give him a wedgie.

Tony

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 3h

😆😂🤣😂😆 dumb cunt

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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 13h

Here’s my message to Speaker Mike Johnson on the 15th day of this shutdown, from his very own podium.

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 3h

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4h

“Kids”

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6h

Portland has fallen!

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 6h

#DavidsMonthOfMusic October
#MusicChallenge

15. Everybody, everything or everywhere in the title

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 7h

🎶Post your first Record🎶

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 7h

How does a goddamn doctor NOT know this? Jfc

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 1d

Alex Jones was wrong, frogs weren't turning gay, they were turning antifa.

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Lawrence @ldog562.bsky.social · 1d

On This Day In History: Martin Luther King Wins Nobel Peace Prize.
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On This Day In History: Martin Luther King Wins Nobel Peace Prize

October 14th...

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 12h

a man with a beard is wearing sunglasses and a jacket that says let 's gooooooo

Alt: coach beard from ted lasso is wearing sunglasses and a jacket that says let 's gooooooo

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Allison Wonderland aka KelleyBean @waterwriter23220.bsky.social · 12h

Don't forget your fun costumes for the #NoKings rallies, kids! I'm going as "Led Tasso" (Ted Lasso's mean alter ego). Don't want to wear a costume? Wear yellow! And wave those American flags! #TakeItBack

#Patriots
#FuckDJT
#FuckICE

Also, today would be a GREAT day to release the #Trumpstein files