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🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦

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🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 8h

Every time he threatens a trade war, we score 10 more runs

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry, you tried to beat the 2025 Toronto Blue Jays? At BASEBALL?!

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 8h

Hey tell me more about Goliath…

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 12h

lol I think it’s great that you think that

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 12h

lol economic gloom? I’d much rather have ours than yours!

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 13h

Mustaches have become the clearest signifier that a man was born after 2000

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 14h

Damn living in the 3rd world really saps the joy out of you, eh?

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 14h

Holy shit Greg you just invented comedy clubs!

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 15h

This could be the historic World Series where a broadcaster finally describes the raucous crowd using a word other than “electric”!

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 15h

At what point are we gonna update history books to accurately reflect how Russia won the Cold War?

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 18h

Can’t wait for the SkyDome to give Blake Trienen and Clayton Kershaw the full Anthony Bass treatment!

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 20h

Good call. I try my best to omit Voldemort from the lore with my kids, too

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 20h

Also Toronto alone is bigger than literally every single US market not named NYC or LA.

FFS Americans, read a book

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 21h

lol I’m gonna miss America when you all starve to death

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 21h

Gonna be a real treat/adjustment for visiting Dodgers’ writers/fans to leave the SkyDome and not be bombarded by Secret Police

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 21h

Few things speak to how laughably ignorant Americans are about Canada than you rubes continually invoking Drake. Jays fans neither claim, nor give a hot fuck about him.

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 21h

Holy fuck I hope every ticket scalper gets fucking blindsided by a dump truck.

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 21h

Advice to ticket scalpers: Un-alive yourselves, you irredeemable pieces of human shit!

Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 1d

World Series Ticket Prices, Game 1 in Toronto

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 22h

Would you say that you’ve enjoyed your first year of watching baseball?

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 22h

Who could have foreseen this except literally everyone?

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 22h

Midsommar Night’s Dream

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 1d

Counterpoint: baseball is the best because my team is playing in the World Series.

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 1d

I will also add that, in my dumb opinion, Tokyo is the best/coolest city on the entire planet of Earth.

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 1d

Literally the only good thing to come from the Nationals necromancing the Expos‘ uniforms is that this is now officially MLB canon:

🇨🇦Toronto Blue Jays Enthusiast🇨🇦 @waterchestnut123.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes, the Spit In Two Fan Bases’ Eyes Classic