Kevin Carter
@wapimaskwa69.bsky.social
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Status card holding motherfucker, dad jokes, very bad puns, jokes, swearing at clouds. wapimaskwa69 on X. #WinnipegJets #BlueBombers #GoOilersGo!
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via Dad Jokes on FB

I ordered 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup.

It was wonton.
lol, they just play movies and reality TV now. CMT plays old 80s/90s sitcoms that are not expensive like Friends or Seinfeld.
via IT Humor and Memes on FB
via IT Humor and Memes on FB
via A Little Slice of Vintage Life on FB

Visual of the Who's on First, Abbot & Costello routine.
via The Laughing Librarian on FB
via IT Humor and Memes on FB
via The Darker Side Of Science on FB
Ladies, you can tell a lot about a man by the way dogs react to him. For instance, if the Police K9 is biting him, he may not be the one.
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City police investigating a suspected bicycle chop shop at a riverbank homeless encampment found evidence it was staffed by multiple people working in shifts, search warrant documents reveal.
Workers took shifts at alleged encampment chop shop: search warrant documents
City staffer came across 900-square-foot workshop with dozens of bike frames, alerted police
www.winnipegfreepress.com
On Mars, “going Earthling” is now slang for doing something completely irrational.
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Fuck yeah, science!
This is huge news!
UBC has developed an enzyme that can convert donor organs to type O, making them universal.
Normally a using organs of the wrong blood type causes the recipient's immune system to attack the organ, leading to failure.
❤️🇨🇦⚕️
news.ubc.ca/2025/10/univ...
UBC enzyme technology clears first human test toward universal donor organs for transplantation - UBC News
UBC-developed enzymes successfully converted a kidney to universal type O for transplant, marking a major step toward faster, more compatible organ donations.
news.ubc.ca
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If you’re unhappy, look at the stars or that little blinking light where you feed money into a slot machine
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Definitely nothing can go wrong with OpenAI having a full record of your sexy chatbot interactions.
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95-year-old Frank Uryasz Jr. identifies as a Swiftie.

It was his 32-year-old occupational therapist who introduced him to Taylor Swift’s music during a therapy session. His favorite Swift song? “Timeless (Taylor’s Version).”
Man, 95, leads a 100-member Taylor Swift fan club in his retirement home
Residents of Omaha’s Remington Heights independent and assisted living community are determined to convince Swift to visit for bingo.
www.washingtonpost.com
The revenge killings were bound to happen
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CAIRO, Oct 13 (Reuters) - A greatly weakened Hamas has sought to reassert itself in Gaza since a ceasefire took hold, killing at least 33 people in a crackdown on groups that have tested its grip and appearing to get a U.S. nod to temporarily police the shattered enclave.
Hamas carries out wave of Gaza killings, citing crime and security concerns
www.dailymaverick.co.za