There's a video of an umpire getting hit in the nuts with a pitcj and puking like this, but I cannot find it.
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Or with multiple gloryholes.

Fucking Calculator is a problem for my damn WWE 2K24 save file because I kept dealing with the goddamn thing crashing as I tried to save any progress on his second costume based on Justice League Action. 😒

"--The Mets traded Darryl StrawBERRY."

That is quite the blue interior for that tent.

I've kinda been there before, but I used the last of it after a belly aching shit. It was at someone's else's house for their kid's birthday party. I knew maybe two or three people there outside of my wife and oldest at that time. Asked my wife to bring it up to our host, who was her co-worker. 😬

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I read this sentence in utter disbelief recently.

Same with my wife.

If you were to make me guess who in either of Trump's administrations got a payout from Shein, the only one who would plausibly be suspect is Kash Patel. It makes perfect sense. He looks like a call center HR manager who accidentally landed a fed job that somebody ordered from Temu.

What? About my fucked up family and some of my crazy escapades in college? I think they'd be better suited for like a Drunk History type show, but they aren't all THAT funny. If I were to film a reenactment of working for Joe Exotic, I only want Jim Parsons to play the fabled Tiger King.

Both of my mom's parents had it. My wife's paternal grandmother had it. It was so bad with my grumpy he got lost in his own house trying to find the bathroom and he ended up pissing on the floor in his dead son's childhood bedroom. Pa eventually died on the toilet like the King of Rock & Roll.

Post a film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

I mean, if I had Juggeenaut's powers, I'd let myself go. Interpret that however you like.

David Cain is a prick. Just ask any of his kids.

Unfortunately.

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep:

1. Masters of the Universe
2. Swinging
3. Professional wrestling

Yeshua was a "superhero" retcon complete with an updated rogues gallery. People likely weren't buying into it and they had to make some changes. I could effectively argue Spider-Man's existence by using a copy of Amazing Fantasy just as a christian can argue their god is real by using the bible.

If you're in church singing songs about Jesus this morning, try to remember the people who killed him were basically ICE, and that Jesus was super woke.

*if he actually existed

Every religion is a cult. Every god is a puppet created by humanity.