@vurrence.bsky.social
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vurrence.bsky.social
Hi!

Well, yes. Kind of.

Got banned, went to mastodon, made a bsky alt.

So I’m here sometimes unless the mods catch me.
vurrence.bsky.social
I think I would like it.🥹
vurrence.bsky.social
Well, yeah. That’s his whole deal.
vurrence.bsky.social
Is V-Sauce my new nickname? 😲
vurrence.bsky.social
No bazinga! Bad princess!

[sprays you with water]
vurrence.bsky.social
MMMPH UPPH UPH PHUPH UPPH!
vurrence.bsky.social
I need a bunch of latex gloves for reasons I won’t go in to, so that’s perfect.
vurrence.bsky.social
Where were YOU when you found out that Don Knotts packed serious dong?

#neverforget
vurrence.bsky.social
I’m pretty surprised this alt has lasted so long.

Guess the mods are too busy right now. 🤭
vurrence.bsky.social
Psh. That’s hippo critical. 🦛
vurrence.bsky.social
Ew! Socks are the mastodon of foot coverings.
vurrence.bsky.social
Scared the shit outta him!
vurrence.bsky.social
Pulled out his buttplug made of couch upholstery.
vurrence.bsky.social
Please no.

I have so many things that make me nauseous. I don’t need more.
vurrence.bsky.social
COMPUTER! GOUGE OUT MY EYES!