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Xelias

@visiblexela.bsky.social

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🚩🏴🔻 he/him, 32, embarrassing on purpose (sometimes) my brain is wrong, but more study is needed Sometimes I say the opposite of what is actually true because it amuses me. Wish I had a word for that

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Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 1d

I'm pretty sure I did this unmuted once. To this day, nobody has said anything

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 3d

A tumblr post from user roaldamundsen on Jan 22, 2024 reads

beautiful massive hit on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

A second post from the same user on the same day follows, reading

hopital

The words "massive hit" are crudely edited in.

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 5d

I'm so glad piper didnt end up with Dan. He was too good for any of them

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 5d

Tony please sign Wes Lee. Please Tony, please

Timmy Turner, from the animated series The Fairly Oddparents, prayinf

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 5d

It's from a song, but it's also not a reference in a specific or tangible way

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 6d

let's run down the hints:

• It's a Nickelodeon property
• To be revealed at NYCC, likely comic-adjacent
• It's likely not Avatar
• Probably a lot of unique or memorable characters
• It's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

idk, jury's still out, could be anything. my money is on spunch bop

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 7d

I have no web sight. Amd I must post

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 7d

This is not a concern for me. By the time it comes alive I will already have lost it

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 8d

I'm hoping for a price increase next

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 8d

i demand a refund tbh

The image is of a comic. In the first panel, Dan Yuki from Digimon Story: Time Stranger shouts "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T RIDE ANY OF YOU?" In the background, Angewomon replies "Nuh Uh!" and LadyDevimon says "Sorry dude!!"

In the second panel, Dan Yuki is on his hands and knees, distraught. "This is not fair!! All I wanted was to be carried like a princess by very all and pretty women!!" Wendigomon says "You can ride me as much as you want, boss!" Dan replies "Now is not the time man!"

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 8d

it also composes literally half of the skins in the free tier, making this the thinnest rift in quite a while

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 8d

you should change your company's name back to "A2M", cus this Rift sucks butthole

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 8d

don't worry, it looks like shit and you can't see anything while you use it

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 8d

This was one of those things, y'know. Either you knew what Trump was about and the things he was gonna do, in which case you already knew it was a lie. or you just didn't care, in which case you could never be convinced it was a lie, anyway

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 9d

as it turns out, linkin park had much further to fall than Minutes to Midnight

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 10d

If you've followed me on other social media theres a good chance you know I'm a "baby out with the bathwater" kinda dude, but I really dont wanna leave here, man. Begging the CEO to just be normal about things, please

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 11d

i don’t know what the fuck any of you are talking about

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 10d

Logging on, learning what The Discourse is, and logging back off. Abe Simpson gif

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 11d

Counterpoint: the horniest song on the record is about Charli XCX

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 12d

Just got to the next episode. Good news

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 12d

They shoulda made an episode of Charmed with Buff Bagwell. He coulda been wrestling in demon school, until Hellboy used one of those spheres from Phantasm

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Apr 10

as someone who is a loser and wants someone to kill them that Beck song really spoke to me

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 12d

how old are you

Xelias @visiblexela.bsky.social · 12d

you're really bad at this

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 13d

for anyone confused at the bluesky waffle discourse, google "blue waffle" for context