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oddgoo

@viriditax.bsky.social

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manifold persistence hunter in single cell biology NB: serious only ~25% of the time

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oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 7h

my vigor
my vim
my virtues
and my sin

my manic
my sims
my vices
and my stims

are super
unceasing
uproaring
and increasing

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 15h

everyone who wants to waggle their stubs over no trve kvlt subgenera is hereby invited to suck it forevermore

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 16h

from experience they’re mostly into Meshuggah, which I’ll take over 99% of the other metalhead scientists I meet being into prog metal and not even the good kind like Atheist

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 16h

I’m living in a well built apartment for the first time in my life and not only can I not hear my neighbors (what a blessing!), but this place is also so well insulated that just running the rice maker or dishwasher raises the temp by 4-5F (HVAC off)

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 16h

I don’t see where anyone was opposed??? just riffing (pun intended) on a very hyfy muffincore idea

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 18h

type of motherfucker who’s never planted a tree

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 18h

oh you child, you fool, how naive! don’t you know that suffering is so inevitable and everpresent that the only smart move is to retreat to terminal cynicism and display your pretty little utter helplessness with petty condescension and dollar store wit!?

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 19h

honestly the scene would be substantially improved if they’d put down the Zyn and get into actual grindcore: get them some Wormrot, Escuela Grind, and Knoll

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

examples: cattywumpus, fit to be tied, madder than a greased goose, ski cat cunt, beans out both ends, rocked pond, sleeting bullshit

yes these are perfectly workable but I can’t use them professionally

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

I need more folksy expressions for expressing frustration, what are your faves?

everything I got is Ozark mountain man, inscrutable immigrant reference that only makes sense in the old country, or garbles of the two crossing wires (my father assimilated as a redneck, it rules)

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

I try to keep that in mind and that things gotta be done chunkwise I can’t just drop 7 papers and 2 books at once BUT I also don’t really wanna revise the manuscript currently on deck

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

everything I learned about central Canada comes from the Venetian Snares album “Winnipeg Is a Dog Shit Dildo”

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think I’m patient enough for a pure research role like this

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

“oh hey you’re ready to start writing more theory papers! great work!”

fuck’s sake fuck’s sake fuck’s fucking sake

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

crooked nose = rakish good looks, or at least that’s what I tell myself

one of my nose breaks involved having about a pound of gravel embedded in my face and I’m just glad that retinol and lotion healed up those scars pretty good

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

lol I’ve broken mine thrice: just like a broken rib (worse by far) they cannot do jack shit for you

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

wet clod wet clod wet clod

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

Johnny was many things but bureaucratic systems schemer was not among his best talents

I figure at this point that the whole edifice of federal & state R&D in higher ed gonna have to be rebuilt, so might as well do what we can to get away from paper mills and exploding overhead while we’re at it

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 1d

putting together a team to reanimate the corpse of Vannevar Bush and give him as much weaponry as he wants

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 2d

making a big batch of honey roasted pepitas for my breakfasts this week and the whole place smells damn good

these will get rough chopped after they cool and eaten with Greek yogurt, berries, and more honey: bear style breakfast

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 2d

this is a good reminder to make a new batch of tanggun (kimchi carrot)

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 2d

uh oh

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon of homer simpson driving a green car

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson driving a green car

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oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 3d

my personal enemy ingredient is isomalt

oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 3d

sports really are an incredibly large scale emotional coregulation technology wow