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Virgin Monk Boy
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🔮 Patron Saint Against Christian Nationalism, appointed by Mary Magdalene. Roasting fascists, blessing heretics, and breaking spells since forever. Subscribe to my Substack https://www.virginmonkboy.com/subscribe
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · Jun 9
Latest version of the Victory Over Christian Nationalism meme card is out.
Print, fold on the guide line, stick it in your church bulletin. Tape on your pastor’s SUV.
We uproot lies by spreading truth.
#ChristianNationalism #Deconstruction #PublicTheology #Exvangelical #SpiritualNotReligious
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 3h
It’s Wednesday noon. The light is strong and the week feels long.
Not everything needs momentum to have meaning.
Magdalene knew better than to race the day. She paused in the heat.
If your only miracle is stopping long enough to feel alive, it counts. 🌞
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 6h
That post hits like a gut punch. When violence and ideology start sharing the same sentence, the line between law enforcement and fanaticism disappears. We’re watching conscience get replaced by culture war.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 6h
That’s the kind of morning blessing the world actually needs. The bar for decency shouldn’t be so low, but here we are. May compassion stay contagious.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 8h
It’s Wednesday morning. The week is stretched thin.
Not everything needs to be conquered by noon.
Magdalene knew better than to wake armed for battle. She rose with reverence.
If your only miracle is rising without rushing, it counts. 🌅
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 22h
The slogan says “make worship great again.”
But God never needed a campaign manager.
Heaven is not nostalgic for 1954.
You cannot legislate revival.
Faith is not a platform plank.
Magdalene’s gospel still outpolls fear.
Blessed be the ones who campaign for compassion.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 23h
It’s Tuesday late afternoon. The light turns honey-soft, and your body tells the truth.
Not everything needs your grasp to keep from falling.
Magdalene knew better than to hold on past peace.
If your only miracle is ending before you unravel, it counts. 🌇
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d
It’s Tuesday noon. The light is steady and the world impatient.
Not everything sacred arrives with purpose.
Magdalene knew better than to rush revelation. She lingered in the quiet.
If your only miracle today is pausing without guilt, it counts. 🌞
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d
The Bible app adds streaks like Snapchat.
Apparently grace expires after 24 hours.
Holiness is not a gamified habit.
God does not count consecutive logins.
Love does not keep score.
Magdalene’s devotion never needed an update.
Blessed be the ones who stay logged into love.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d
The Nephilim weren’t mutant hybrids or ancient villains. They were humanity’s first lesson in projection—how fear turns mystery into monsters.

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The Nephilim Revisited: Contact, Not Contamination
What if the Nephilim story wasn’t about corruption but evolution, not infiltration but awakening through human consciousness.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d
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Infomercial: GI Bill Seminary — Get Educated and Tithes!
Ever wondered what happens when the prosperity gospel meets the Pentagon? GI Bill Seminary turns your veteran benefits into holy revenue streams, promising “full military-blessed accreditation” and a ...
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d
It’s Monday evening. The work is behind you, but its weight still hums in your bones.
Not everything needs to be tied up before rest.
Magdalene trusted love to finish what her hands could not.
If your only miracle is setting the day down, it counts. 🌆
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 1d
The prophecy conference sells tickets.
Revelation takes PayPal now.
If you can Venmo your way to wisdom, it’s fake.
The Spirit doesn’t do VIP seating.
Truth doesn’t need QR codes.
Magdalene got hers for free and passed it on.
Blessed be the ones who give grace away.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 2d
The mission trip advertises “changing lives.”
Mostly their own Instagram feeds.
Poverty tourism is not discipleship.
Love does not need selfies.
Service without follow-up is theater.
Magdalene washed feet without witnesses.
Blessed be the ones who help and hush.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 2d
The committee says “dress modestly.”
But only polices women.
Lust management is a personal project.
Fabric cannot save souls.
The holy are clothed in empathy, not hem lengths.
Magdalene wore courage and compassion.
Blessed be the ones who cover others with kindness.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 2d
Some still claim the Nephilim walk among us—fallen-angel bloodlines running the world from behind glowing screens.

Turns out the real monsters aren’t giants. They’re our old habits of fear.

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The Ancient Conspiracy That Refuses to Die
The Nephilim myth claims fallen-angel hybrids still walk among us. This essay exposes its origins, modern revival, and the fear that keeps it alive.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 2d
It’s Monday morning. The world is loud, and your spirit still half-asleep in grace.
Not everything needs to start with energy.
Magdalene rose slowly and trusted love to move first.
If your only miracle today is showing up gently, it counts. 🌅
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 2d
It’s Sunday late afternoon. The light softens, and so do you.
Not everything needs to be finished before you exhale.
Magdalene knew better than to outrun the dusk. She let the light dim on her terms.
If your only miracle is calling it enough, it counts. 🌇
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 3d
The pastor tweets “church isn’t perfect.”
But perfection was never the goal.
Honesty was.
Repentance still outranks rebranding.
Grace grows better in cracked soil.
Magdalene bloomed there first.
Blessed be the ones who admit the mess.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 3d
It’s Sunday midmorning. The light is soft and unhurried.
Not everything sacred requires striving.
Magdalene knew better than to chase revelation. She stayed still until truth spoke her name.
If your only miracle today is peace, it counts. ☀️
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 3d
It’s Saturday dusk. The sky softens and the world exhales.
Not everything needs reflection or closure.
Magdalene knew better than to analyze peace. She let rest arrive uninvited.
If your only miracle tonight is letting enough be enough, it counts. 🌆
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 4d
It’s Saturday noon. The lists can wait. You’re allowed to call this holy.
Magdalene knew better than to sanctify exhaustion. She paused in the warmth and let peace do the work her will could not.
If your only miracle today is resting without guilt, it counts. 🌞
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 4d
“Pillow prayer” feels like the perfect symbol for where American Christianity is headed. All fluff, no structure, and nobody willing to wake up. The saints must be up there shaking their heads into the clouds, whispering, “Lord, give them better pillows and better prophets.”
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Since the Pentagon recently announced that it's replacing The New York Times' press credentials with the MyPillow CEO's media outlet, it seems like a good time to repost this video of Mike Lindell leading a stadium full of people in pillow prayer...
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 4d
The megachurch says “we’re non-denominational.”
Which usually means “we’re our own denomination.”
Unity looks good until the merch drops.
Transparency ends where tithes begin.
Faith does not need a franchise model.
Magdalene built community, not campuses.
Blessed be the ones who gather without logos
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 4d
The prayer request says “unspoken.”
Which is code for gossip with privacy settings.
Confession without context is suspense theater.
God already knows; the audience does not need to.
Faith does not need cliffhangers.
Magdalene told the truth out loud.
Blessed be the ones who speak without spectacle.
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Virgin Monk Boy @virginmonkboy.bsky.social · 5d
It’s Friday noon and your to-do list has turned into confession.
Not everything needs to be wrapped before the week exhales.
If your only miracle today is stopping before you’re spent, it counts.

#SacredRest #HolyEnoughness