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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 6h

forgot my post-swim face cream, so working the ‘street drinker’ look.

vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 1d

Timed entry, no jeans, everything one million pounds.

Helen Barrett @helenbarrett.bsky.social · 1d

Press release arrives: "We're reimagining the jumble sale!"

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 1d

yes. Tempting to print it out and leave as a ‘goodbye cruel world‘ note.

vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 1d

Very much this:
techtrenches.substack.com/p/the-great-...

The Great Software Quality Collapse: How We Normalized Catastrophe

The Apple Calculator leaked 32GB of RAM.

techtrenches.substack.com

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 1d

⬆️ found a stash of 30mg dihydrocodeine
⬇️ inexplicable Kid Carpet earworm

vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 2d

Rei (2.1) checking out boards. I love his low, hand-planty, style here. It’s well Dogtown.

A small boy in a skate/surf emporium is spinning the wheels
of a longboard.

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 2d

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pic of Justin Long as l33t h4x0r Matt Farrell in Die Hard 4, captioned “Jesus Christ, It’s a fire sale”.

vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 2d

Wannabe pub landlord and physio’s treatment table Jack Wilshere is the new Luton ’manager’. This will go well.

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 3d

aye, it’s a hateful chore. Even worse is that, for me, levers/accelerants on this are caffeine and booze, so I quit those two (and smiling, just in case).

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 3d

before I go to bed I try to write up all the things I need to be aware of, or take action on, ’tomorrow’. This kids me into thinking I have some control of events and can, therefore, sleeeeeep now. Sometimes it works, sometimes the panic breaks out anyway/flicks me the Vs/runs away, whatcanyerdoeh.

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 3d

excellent goatse-in-the-wild spot!
I was on a 17 bus, passing this place, yesterday morning and regret not snapping the ‘O’ -uh- ring in time.

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 3d

Preying Mantis! (supported by eternal NWOBHM support band: Preying Mantis!)

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rw-rw-rw- @verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru · 13d

pronouns in BIOS

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 3d

there’s only so much zhuzh you can give a dud title tho.

(enjoyed the film fwiw)

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 4d

I bought an Eccles cake.

vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 4d

Beloved: “d‘you wanna go to a chocolate festival?”

Me (eyes like saucers): OMG YES PLEASE

The reality: Clerkenwell venue. Timed entry. No jeans. Mic’d up bouncers keeping me away from the merch. Everything is one million pounds.

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vilms5000 @vilms5000.bsky.social · 4d

Italians queuing, we‘re just checking this for accuracy.

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