Janel Comeau 🍁
@verybadllama.bsky.social
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Writer, comedian, illustrator, blogger and international woman of mystery. Sworn enemy of the Swedish Yule Goat. Writer of jokes in The Beaverton and Cracked. 🇨🇦
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verybadllama.bsky.social
shocked to see racial slurs and Nazi rhetoric in that Young Republicans group chat, the same way that I am often shocked to open my sock drawer and find socks in there
verybadllama.bsky.social
Yeah, a bitch who can read 😘
verybadllama.bsky.social
Congratulations, it sounds like this thread that is very clearly and obviously about Canadian landlords who over-leveraged themselves to take advantage of Canada’s post-COVID spike in international students isn’t about you. Perhaps many things on the internet aren’t about you!
ireneadlercal.bsky.social
Fuck you. I’m a 64 year old single woman who bought a 1949 built triplex in 1995 and who relies on the rent to pay my mortgage. I’ve had the same tenants for 30 years and their rent is about half market rate.
verybadllama.bsky.social
The housing crisis has defined people's lives - they've deferred university, turned down job offers and delayed having families because they can't afford the housing they need.

But the real tragedy here is that investors who bought at the top of a bubble might make less money.
verybadllama.bsky.social
It’s time to be done with the phrase “mom and pop landlords”. Conjuring up a fictionalized image of grams and gramps scraping by on their meager rental income obscures the truth - these are real estate speculators from all walks of life who made high-risk investments on purpose.
verybadllama.bsky.social
“Desperate people are no longer lining up in droves for a chance to pay $1200 to have an extended sleepover with a stranger” is good news. This is good news for renters, for communities, and for future students.

But Globe and Mail begs you to think of the landlords.
verybadllama.bsky.social
These landlords are not upset about the international student cap - they are upset that they no longer have unlimited access to a vulnerable population of renters who are desperate for housing, do not know local laws or price ranges, and don't yet have local friends to rent with.
verybadllama.bsky.social
I work in housing and homeless services in Halifax. Even in the worst months of Halifax's rental crisis, $1200/month was about the going rate for a *private bedroom* in a regular shared apartment or house in the university neighbourhoods
verybadllama.bsky.social
the landlord interviewed in this article is the owner of Granville Hall here in Halifax, a “student accommodation” not affiliated with any university, which charges nearly $1200/month to *share a bedroom* with a stranger
verybadllama.bsky.social
every night my father goes outside to yell at this porcupine to stop eating his apple tree, and every night this porcupine makes eye contact with my father as it continues to eat his apple tree
verybadllama.bsky.social
imagine overhearing your 12-year-old threaten to fuck their opponent’s mom over Xbox live and they are speaking to Bashar al-Assad
verybadllama.bsky.social
I think a Victorian orphan would survive drinking a McDonalds Sprite, but I think the sentence "in the future, Donald Trump opens a Qatari military base in Idaho" would have roughly a 38% mortality rate in the year 2002
verybadllama.bsky.social
it's crazy how fast movies become dated. for instance, the 2021 movie "Don't Look Up" no longer makes sense, because if an American scientist discovered a planet-killing comet heading towards us today, their main response would be "oh thank fuck for that"
verybadllama.bsky.social
boiling the oceans so a robot can check and see that you like Green Day and then recommend you a Green Day album that does not exist
verybadllama.bsky.social
this is what my brain pictures when you tell me that you’re generating AI content
The Tubby Custard machine
verybadllama.bsky.social
writing a 2025 version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" that is just four minutes of indistinguishable frustrated yelling that ends with an evacuation alert for an actual wildfire
verybadllama.bsky.social
genuinely hard to believe that the lyrics “and I scream at the top of my lungs, what’s going on?” were written in 1993. What’s going on is that you can buy a house for $4 and a button, get on that.
Reposted by Janel Comeau 🍁
verybadllama.bsky.social
the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re already at least 2-3 lines deep and it’s not a very long poem
verybadllama.bsky.social
every day I wake up and read a headline that sounds like something a concussed writer for The Simpsons would come up with while trying to make an intentionally stupid joke about George Orwell
verybadllama.bsky.social
when they said there'd be bread and circuses, they should have specified that the bread would cost 200% more than it did four years ago and the circuses are only available on your least favourite streaming network for $19.99/month
verybadllama.bsky.social
went down a research rabbithole because I was curious how viruses get their names, and I don't know what I was expecting "papillomavirus" to mean, but it was not "nipple tumour virus", I can tell you that much
verybadllama.bsky.social
no one:

some Disney exec in 1995: obviously children won’t understand the theme of architectural preservation in the original Hunchback of Notre Dame. so write a song about the corruption of religious power and sexual resentment disguised as piety. I’ll book the chamber choir.
verybadllama.bsky.social
are you filling up Howl’s Moving Castle