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Lemon Verbena
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Cringe tastes:

Least Offensive
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Pokemon
Stan behavior in your 30s
Musical Theater
Creed (Fragrance)
Overwatch
Requesting songs
“Oh, I don’t take the train”
Kaws
Avatar the Last Air Bender
Boxed Funko Pops en masse
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Most Heinous
Balancing that on your head so talented wow
Now that I’m getting ICE ads on YouTube:
What if fit men under 40 just applied en masse and went as far as they could then just declined the final offer? Is that illegal? Would that gum things up a bit?
You don’t stand… a GHOST of a chance
Not orange man bad, but the ganguro lip is cuckoo
Just the get the drippy drops and start now
Also didn’t this exact same thing happen like 8 years ago
The Platner tattoo saga is so d u m b
Who has the video of the guy in the car that thinks he’s Nicki going ‘I’m not interested I’m not INTERESTED… I’m not ignorant but I’m IGNORANT’?
Kinda smells like pear juice, but also like solvent
Okay the fumes of the paint they are painting the bike lane with at 72nd are so heavy I can smell them in the subway
Kinda want a boyfriend so that when I get moody he can ask me if I want to eat some soup and I can look back at him like:
The way I have done this so many times in so many cities
C’mon monsters! Let’s go! Everyone better be going to protest!
Me at $5 Fridays:
when was the last time i was in philly not for sexual tourism…
I hope he has a doodle that is poorly behaved but loves him a lot and a fiancé with big gums that is his phone background