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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · Mar 7

until i can pin skeets i will post this every few months or so

[ booping the snoot of a red panda who is like "hey!" ]

BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE

SNOOT BOOPIN BEATS

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1h

well theyre no Dr Gay Hitler DDS

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 2h

what's the opposite of recency bias

im thinkin bout when whitney houston made everyone super mad because she said in terms of record sales she was bigger than the beatles. everyone freaked out but it was simply true but people couldnt believe something contemporary was meaningful like that

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 2h

oak park is suburbs, cicero is chicago

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 3h

portmanteau is a portmanteau of portable manitou

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 3h

"prank" is a contraction of "practical jonk"

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shit whistle @guntoucher.bsky.social · 3h

the only thing that makes sense is that leto has epstein level material on high level executives in the industry. i mean come on. we know

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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 4h

would you like to play a game?

Anna Karina and Jean-Paul Belmond in 'Une Femme est Une Femme' (1961) dir. Jean-Luc Godard

caption reads

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA
MARRY FRENCH NEW WAVE CINEMA
KILL AI

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 3h

i dont care hes got money we all know that only thing thats got me beefing now is a: letting ICE run around and b: state police arresting people protesting ICE

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 11h

didnt israel already resume bombing

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 11h

robin just called you a bitch governor

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 11h

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is calling California Gov. Gavin Newsom “too scared” to sign a bill that would have put additional regulations on artificial intelligence, specifically involving children.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Calls Out Gavin Newsom for Vetoing AI Regulation Bill: “Too Scared to Sign It”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is calling California Gov. Gavin Newsom “too scared” to sign a bill that would have put additional regulations on artificial intelligence, specifically involving children.

bit.ly

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 11h

DONT HOLD BACK

world

the time has come to

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 14h

thats a dope setup

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 14h

i mean Aliens is good but its still a step down from Alien and got the ball rolling downhill, the xenomorphs and the company are both demystified

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 14h

everything involving Alien after Alien was downhill

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h

i have no idea

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h

this is Content Select™

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h

how do you pull the plug on something that's only plugged in once a generation. are they scrapping plans for the 2039 Tron movie or something

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h

Young woman in an incredibly low-cut top just blasting ultracleavage in what appears to be a podcast setup: What do you do to relax

gray, balding middle aged man, looks maybe mid-50s or 60ish, got a white crew neck tee with a teal snapped collard shirt hanging open over his dump couture: video game

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 20h

plenty of fiber. grape=nuts steadies a man

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 21h

oh so i guess anyone who says they love hitler is a nazi now??

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

why does Huel contain so much lead. Why do they put lead in it.

It is funny that the company response is that they meet uk/eu safety, its just US regulation is Too Strict About Lead

because yuropeens love talking about how much safer their food is

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 22h

Worf giving lady advice to Geordi: you must let her see the fire in your eyes

Geordi gives Worf a Look. Notably, you cannot see Geordi's eyes. You can never see Geordi's eyes. This MF is blind, he's got a accessibility device that allows him to see, which covers his eyes. God dammit Worf you had sex one time in your life and you thought that meant you were married.

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d

This is stupid.

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d

Tron Ares is the fastest growing non-poultry non-coffee restaurant chain in Southern California

#1 MOVIE
IN THE PHILIPPINES*
TRON
ARE
*From October 08 - October 13, 2025
IN CINEMAS NOW
0 2025 Disney Enterprises, Inc

🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 1d

Silly Creature Patrol