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Writer and chef, possibly human DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · Aug 27
William Randolph Hearst sold papers with giant headlines over lurid stories, crime, corruption, sex, and innuendo.
Hearst was, to Orson Welles, an abomination.
Cecilia Ager, reviewing Citizen Kane in PM Magazine, wrote: "Seeing it, it's as if you never really saw a movie before."
Where's our Welles?
William Randolph Hearst sold papers with giant headlines over lurid stories, crime, corruption, sex, and innuendo. Hearst was, to Orson Welles, an abomination. Cecilia Ager, reviewing Citizen Kane in PM Magazine, wrote: "Seeing it, it's as if you never really saw a movie before." Where's our Welles? It was a fight from which neither man ever fully recovered. Hollywood executives tried to buy Citizen Kane to burn the negative. Exhibitors were intimidated. There were threats of blackmail, smears in newspapers and FBI investigations were opened. Decades passed until Citizen Kane was revived, until Orson Welles wasvrecignized for creating one of cinema's great masterpieces.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance...
It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty.
If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance... It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty. If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 4h
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance...
It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty.
If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance... It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty. If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
No. Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance...
It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty.
If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance... It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty. If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance...
It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty.
If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance... It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty. If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance...
It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty.
If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance... It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty. If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance...
It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty.
If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance... It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty. If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance...
It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty.
If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
Well, this World Series is set up like a last chance... It's the last chance for a normie baseball team to keep the freak show from turning into a dynasty. If the Dodgers do end up mowing down the Jays, do they visit the White House, or what's left of it... ???
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 5h
Are they just gonna take pieces of the White House to the dimp?
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 10h
The counterforce is gaining momentum...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 10h
SAFETY TIP: If you have an encounter with Cuomo, step to the side. Instruct others to do the same.Make all persons in your vicinity aware of the danger posed by the Cuomo eye lock.
CUOMO CAMPAIGN DENIES CHARGE CUOMO USES HIS STARE TO BLIND OPPONENTS Satire SAFETY TIP: If you have an encounter with Cuomo, step to the side. Instruct others to do the same.Make all persons in your vicinity aware of the danger posed by the Cuomo eye lock.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 10h
Who's the one getting dumped on now? Fed chair Jerome Powell just announced the economy under The Orange Turd Melon has led to fewer job gains, higher unemployment, higher inflation, and a lower GDP than under Biden, 1.5%, down from 2.5% last year.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 10h
Who's the one getting dumped on now? Fed chair Jerome Powell just announced the economy under The Orange Turd Melon has led to fewer job gains, higher unemployment, higher inflation, and a lower GDP than under Biden, 1.5%, down from 2.5% last year.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 10h
Who's the one getting dumped on now? Fed chair Jerome Powell just announced the economy under The Orange Turd Melon has led to fewer job gains, higher unemployment, higher inflation, and a lower GDP than under Biden, 1.5%, down from 2.5% last year.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 12h
Yup...
Who's the one getting dumped on now? Fed chair Jerome Powell just announced the economy under The Orange Turd Melon has led to fewer job gains, higher unemployment, higher inflation, and a lower GDP than under Biden, 1.5%, down from 2.5% last year.
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
"about to decide"
Not anymore.
They can deny it all they want, but I think they take cases according to how fucked they can possibly be...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Finally!!! I've been calling him The Orange Turd Melon for years!!!
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
25th Amendment
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... 25th Amendment Now Stephen Miller brought in a Diet Coke and told him everyone who protested has been arrested. The Orange Turd Melon smiled. He is waiting patiently now for his Happy Meal. The scary thing is, this is entirely plausible
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
25th Amendment
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... 25th Amendment Now Stephen Miller brought in a Diet Coke and told him everyone who protested has been arrested. The Orange Turd Melon smiled. He is waiting patiently now for his Happy Meal. The scary thing is, this is entirely plausible
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Cornered rats are too busy to be demoralized...
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
25th Amendment
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... 25th Amendment Now Stephen Miller brought in a Diet Coke and told him everyone who protested has been arrested. The Orange Turd Melon smiled. He is waiting patiently now for his Happy Meal. The scary thing is, this is entirely plausible
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social · 1d
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
25th Amendment
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Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... 25th Amendment Now Stephen Miller brought in a Diet Coke and told him everyone who protested has been arrested. The Orange Turd Melon smiled. He is waiting patiently now for his Happy Meal. The scary thing is, this is entirely plausible
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