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Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
@variola13.bsky.social
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Scientist, lecturer, lefty, gamer, book nerd. Sarcastic individual, into silliness, medicine, anatomy, & forensics. Wears odd socks. Death positive 💀 #ME NB: often inappropriate. She/her. DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.
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I’m signed up to Coppafeel, it’s a text reminder service, every month you get a reminder to self check.
Jeese it’s one thing being married to you, but having to talk to you is something else 🤭
That is positive news, I hope it keeps going in that direction 👍
Because people are surviving homicides more? So they are attempted murder stats instead.

<<is very cynical
Reposted by Heather Collins 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️
3am and I’m awake, tiddly pom
I need to sleep for goodness’ sake, tiddly pom
The more I think, the more I ache, tiddly pom,
My stupid brain won’t take a break, tiddly pom.

Insomniac poetry by Heather of Tired.
winnie the pooh is wearing a sleep mask and stretching his arms in bed
ALT: winnie the pooh is wearing a sleep mask and stretching his arms in bed
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6/10 I failed on films, rappers and other stuff.
Yey!
MWordle 1,584 3/6

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Morning Liam, wet and windy here, it’s forecast stormy weather but I cannot see anything on the lightning map.
I’m off to Wales today, Yey!
Definitely 3, for those times I really can’t be arsed to reach for the remote control.
It did 😊 great tune, a real toe-tapper. Even the dog got involved!
I’m going to attempt that too, sleep well. Tiddly pom.
Hey it’s Piers, tiddly pom
He helps people hears, tiddly pom
By vacuuming their ears, tiddly pom
A hero who needs beers, tiddly pom

(Ok that last line didn’t work!) 😂
3am and I’m awake, tiddly pom
I need to sleep for goodness’ sake, tiddly pom
The more I think, the more I ache, tiddly pom,
My stupid brain won’t take a break, tiddly pom.

Insomniac poetry by Heather of Tired.
winnie the pooh is wearing a sleep mask and stretching his arms in bed
ALT: winnie the pooh is wearing a sleep mask and stretching his arms in bed
media.tenor.com
😂😂😂😂 it’s him dying laughing!!
And they echo so well too
Bedtime listening to the wind and rain outside… I love it!
That was surprisingly interesting. I never knew you could get honey that cheaply as I don’t buy it, therefore never look for it.
Less guilty now! 😍 the one ear sticking up!! 😂
This is who I’m visiting tomorrow 😍

Bonnie aka who chewed the hoover end and is now looking guilty!
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If Kennedy is so concerned about teens' future fertility, he should know that mumps & many other vaccine-preventable infections cause sterility. Instead of inventing weird shit about minor childrens' fertility, he should recommend that they all get the MMR, HPV, HBV, flu, & COVID-19 vaccines.
Ah that sounds perfect! I’m assuming passed means padded, which is excellent as all protected
Oddly enough I am like it at work, particularly when I was in the lab, but at home it feels like a losing battle. Most stuff is sorted and put away when I expect it to be, but the one rogue boot has got me baffles.