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ET Heisenberg

@utdheisenberg.bsky.social

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Social media influenza. Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production. Consultant that hates advising. Traveller who hates packing. DISContent creator.

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · Nov 18

This clip of Sir Alex Ferguson never fails to bring a smile to my face 🎈😄
#MUFC

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 1h

Florian who?

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 1h

a bald man in a suit and tie is making a face .

ALT: a bald man in a suit and tie is making a face .

media.tenor.com

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 1h

"Ey oop duck, so I says to t'gaffer before t'match 'I'll get ya two wins in row today boss & prove I'm t'best player on t'pitch above £79m.' I'll take out t'bins when I gets 'ome luv."

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 1h

Alexander Isak vs Harry Maguire, Anfield Oct 25

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 2h

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
RUBEN AMORIM'S MANCHESTER UNITED FINALLY WIN TWO PREMIER LEAGUE MATCHES IN A ROW!!
LIVERPOOL HUMBLED AT ANFIELD AND LOSE 4TH CONSECUTIVE MATCH!!!!
CUNHA, MBEUMO, MAGUIRE ARE ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGENDS!!!!!!! 🚨

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 2h

Alexis MacAllister highlights against #MUFC

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 3h

Halftime at Anfield:
Liverpool 0 Manchester United 1

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 5h

Say what you want about Louis Van Gaal's 'philosophy', but the man knew how to beat Liverpool at Anfield. 100% win record 😎

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 5h

Commentary provided by the great David Attenborough

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 6h

Marinakis vs Big Ange in the Nottingham Forest boardroom.

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe he's in the Onana fan club

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 6h

In the league, Leicester. Can't remember which month

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 6h

Ooh this game is personal in your home! Send Rob my love 🤣

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 6h

I will be in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
My VPN will be in 🇦🇱

Nah I'll be watching it at a party in London really 🤣

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 6h

He did but the weight to put it just under the bar, wow 🔥🤣

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 7h

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 7h

Unbelievable tekkers 🔥

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 7h

🤡🤡🤣🤣

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 7h

This photo of the Liverpool managers never fails to crack me up! Maybe it's because of the Gola shirts, maybe it's because of the hands on the hips, Alan Partridge style, I don't know 🤣

#LIVMUN

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 7h

a man in a red shirt stands on a soccer field during a sky live broadcast

ALT: a man in a red shirt stands on a soccer field during a sky live broadcast

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 9h

🎵 We retained the league, last year on Merseyside, last year on Merseyside 🎶

Anfield 1997

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h

Liverpool chief scout Ron Yeats' comments about missing out on Giggs:

"If our scouts had seen him we would've gone for that boy. He looks something special.... The boy's got pace, he's got skill and he tackles well."

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h

Ryan Giggs (Wilson at the time) tearing up Anfield aged 14 👀

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h

Ryan Giggs (Wilson at the time) tearing up Anfield aged 14 👀

ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 22h

Andre Onana reverting to default settings 🤡

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 22h

I like to rewatch the match later on in the week to see certain things without emotion....

Never even watched the 'highlights' of that one