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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 7h

High school concepts, like the comma.

Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 8h

Gaming at less than 60fps? Dogshit, unenjoyable, I instantly alt-F4 and go read a book.

Watching TV at more than 33.3fps? Dogshit, unenjoyable, I instantly alt-F4 and go read a book.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 1d

I have mine milked regularly, I'm sure I'll be fine

Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 1d

I was picturing an FJ Cruiser, but Tacoma TRD fits well.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 1d

Check out the game Inkulinati, if you haven't already. It's not Redwall, but its based on that sort of medieval European style of drawing, with different factions being different animal types represented in the art from the period.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 1d

www.nj.com/mercer/2009/...

Amateur video shows TCNJ arrest at Coulter event

EWING -- Amateur video of a local college student being arrested does not show any evidence of police brutality, despite the student's claim of "blatantly excessive force." The video, obtained Wednesd...

www.nj.com

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 2d

Fooking prawns

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

IF any true OSINT bros migrated over here, someone could measure that 12.5" barrel against his height

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

He'd drink us both under the table.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

You gotta fish it out of my middle pocket

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

[Holding revolver]: If I were to load a bullet into the chamber
[Spins cylinder]: IF I WERE TO HOLD THIS UP TO MY HEAD
[Places muzzle at temple]: HAHAHA WHAT IF THE MARGINS WERE THAT THIN, REALLY THIN? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN MARGINS SO THIN???!

Laurel @l4ur3l.bsky.social · 3d

If you don’t have a good pantry set up with all the staples and know how to cook in bulk, the margin is even thinner.

Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

please do not do this

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

Mr. Leahy was better at budgeting.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

Cutting corners like this goon cut support beams

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

The ancients painted their grey statues like I painted my little grey miniatures: THIN COATS

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

There's the old quote about the VP office not being worth a bucket of warm piss.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

Real 'squeezing a balloon' hours.

Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

she eat my marble till I statuary

is that anything?

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

That guy is a big ol' bad faith troll.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

Oh lmao, he's a debate-me bro

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

Me, clicking the spellsword prebuild in morrowind

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

Firstborn gets steam; the rest can fight over epic, GOG, ubisoft, etc after I'm dead.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

Or have them collecting digital dust. I was just looking through my library, there's like 12 games I have no memory of buying & zero playtime, and I figured they were humblebundle incidentals. I tell myself its generational wealth, since I got my steam account from my dad when he bought HL2.

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Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

Not unlike widows in the victorian period

Urist McBauxite @uristmcbauxite.bsky.social · 3d

[Nods sagely]: Yes, Ohio.

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