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TTRPG enthusiast and shitposter. I run a Pathfinder community and enjoy long walks on the beach. Queer and Pagan! All art posted are my own comms. Please give the artists all the love! Banner by arven.bsky.social Pfp by https://karolynerocha.carrd.co/

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UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · Nov 20

What you get here: I share my art commissions of my ttrpg characters along with general ttrpg, and Pathfinder specific 2E brain droppings.

Art is only made by Humans. I'll shit in your shoes if you suggest otherwise.

Fuck Wizards of the Coast and anyone who buys first party D&D products.

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 5h

Tldr of this douche's argument:

"I CAN'T BE A MUNCHKIN IN PF2E! WAAAH! I CAN'T BE KILLGUY MCCOOLFACE THE ALL POWERFUL! I HAVE TO BE *MEDIOCRE* AT LOW LEVELS AND CAN NEVER TRIVIALIZE DICE ROLLS WAAAH!"

Folks like him need to keep themselves contained to CRPGs where they're the center of the world

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 4d

I'd leave the table lol

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 5d

Out of context #ttrpg quote of the day:
"I do not want to add [vomit inflation] to the campaign's list of tags."

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 8d

No. The Mariners are an unremarkable team with a long, splendid history of choking. We've never even *played* in a world series before.

The only remarkable thing about the team are it's lifelong fans. They're built different.

Seattle sports in general suck on ice lol

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 11d

Oh hey, I recognize her!

You did great :3

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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀 @dicefunctional.bsky.social · 13d

This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*

Phone Numbers
• Stripe (California): +1 888 926 2289 (Say you're based in California before continuing.)
• Stripe (Headquarters): +1 (888) 963-8955
• Stripe (US): +1 (877) 887-7815
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• Mastercard (Int.): +1 (636)-722-7111
• Mastercard (AUS): +61 1800 120 113
• Mastercard (UK): 0-800-96-4767
All region numbers for Mastercard Visa (Headquarters): +1 (650)-432-3200
• Visa (US+ Can): +1 (800)-847-2911
• Visa (AUS): +61 1800 125 440 All region numbers for Visa
• PayPal (US): +1 (888)-221-1161
• PayPal (UK): +44 (0203)-901-7000
PayPal Customer Service: +1 (877)-569-1116

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UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 12d

Social anxiety levels critical.

Oh well, I've ridden this horse before. The trick is to just wait until human.exe settles back down again.

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 12d

The apl+4 single enemy fight is the absolute least fun type of encounter in pf2E.

They're terrible.

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 14d

I'll make people feel bad!

Stop doing single enemy encounters in pf2E. The system struggles with it and it's absolutely uninspired design. You can do better.

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UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 22d

In my skimming I read "trains would run on me" and I was like "Well, Rayne is feeling pretty blatant today."

Had to go back and reread to get context

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 22d

Self promo Saturday is also an easy aggregation point for digital thieves to find more data to feed into the face-stealing leopard machine.

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UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 22d

@jacyanthis.bsky.social
Brooo, is my Roomba a person???

You're a stupid fuck with absolutely no understanding of technology. LLMs are not anywhere close to a point where "personhood" should even be in the conversation. Take the vape pen out of your asshole, do some soul searching and get smarter.

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 24d

If your high fantasy campaign ends in another status quo "showdown with the bbeg" where it's the party vs one single enemy:

Fucking do better. That shit was new and exciting in the PlayStation 1 era. At this point it's a cop-out.

Particularly true if you are running pf2E or D&D5e

#ttrpg

UnseenD4 @unseend4.bsky.social · 25d

Someone should make an AI chatbot of the author of this article, give it no parameters and a convincing social media platform then just let the Internet at large do it's thing.

These idiots are ok getting paid to hype up the facestealing leopard.

Make gods damned sure it steals their faces first