unoservix
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babe wake up AI Phil Simms just dropped
at least the plastic can keep the pee company
dig two graves to mislead the authorities as to the number of people you plan to kill
ah shit menswear guy is posting horny on main
gotta say it's been weird to be old enough to remember when copyright was the Enemy of the People
wow we should call up where he works and get him fired
those young republicans who keep saying they love hitler will finally have get a chance to prove it
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Using ChatGPT to write a fucking email. bsky.app/profile/edit...
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
remember, if Columbus has a place called "Murder Alley" or "Crime Place" or "Mugging Avenue" or something, be sure to get to the funeral by walking through it
modern conservatism seeks to square this circle by producing things in this country unethically

to do that you need a large slave caste, made up of, say, immigrants

if you deport them all, you'll still need a large slave caste to have cheap consumer goods. it'll just be you in the slave caste.
Ultimately, the death of US manufacturing is about this attitude. It's easy to say "buy american or stfu" because virtue signaling is free. But it's hard to actually sustain a business because many Americans simply don't want to pay what it costs to produce things ethically in this country
Someone on Twitter replies to me: "meh. buy american or stfu." 

Two hours later, in a separate thread, the write: "$30 for a single button-up is ridiculous unless it is decent quality silk."
anyways UCLA football is probably done getting pasted by Michigan State now so it is time to take a big sip of water and check the score
SUN TZU: if you motherfuckers are gonna keep being so much stupider than me, then i'm still going to be the brilliant eternal general
do not forget to feed your troops
i've never gotten used to how in our country, the party that literally controls every branch of government can shut the government down, blame it on the party that controls no branches of government, and not get laughed out of the room by our Very Serious Political Press
yeah it's Heil Kätzchen now she's got a little swastika pinwheel and everything
soon the autism will activate and comrade soros's will shall be done
they need to keep watching until they get to the point where he's all "IT'S TRONIN' TIME" and then he trons all those guys
but will Steve Buscemi return as Nikita Khrushchev?
browns fan in 2013 here finding it extremely amusing that mike lombardi is lecturing people about what it takes to win in the national football league
you absolutely don't "have to hand it" to xi jinping for anything, except for the look on his face in that photo. 10/10, chef's kiss, no notes.
covid and flu vaccines obtained

soon the autism will activate and comrade soros's will shall be done
Cats (2019), guest starring Tarik Skubal
when you lose the mandate of heaven