Undafiend|Foundation
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Boutique grantmaking and graphic design agency for hip-hop from BK to AK (@damnthatnoise, still on the other place). Providing material support to MCs and beatmakers since 2008.
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no, I’m thinking of TJ, search her posts
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obviously I wouldn’t do those other parts, but it does seem kind of weird to say shoplifting is inherently fine even when racists who want you to die do it
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yeah so if you see someone shoplifting you didn’t see anything. also if you follow them outside and see a Trump sticker on their car you didn’t threaten to turn them in if they didn’t give you the goods. and you didn’t bring them to the community fridge later
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’never really all that down for’ is argumentative but sure, she totally should’ve snitched! I’d do the same if I were venal enough to get into that situation

however, if you’re an abolitionist, snitching is *always bad* because you’re turning people over to the carceral state
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I think “her mother snitched and Chin Gigante’d her way out of prison” is even better
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cynical take is they want only cool kids protesting so one of them can be the protomartyr, instead of it being a retired DMV clerk on a scooter
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part of ‘marching on your day off big whoop’ I get but also

(a) the admin claims we’re getting paid *despite* that being nonsensical, the more people outside the more ridiculous they sound
and
(b) if you think there’s no risk of a (non-state) terror attack this weekend you don’t understand anything
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copied my stride from a friend who gives out righteous beatdowns once a month but I would never do it around him lol
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perhaps my greatest skill is hulking around like I'm looking for a fight while being unable to fight
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my insouciant half-popped collar game is so strong right now
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how do you know what you 'got away with', you're not going to get an error from grep just incorrect results (which you'll only know are incorrect when you use an actual CSV parser)

but go ahead and parse multiline formats with a line based tool, at least you won't be pedantic!
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since you can't know what it's "like" without parsing it properly, you use a proper CSV parser, not something that will mistakenly think each line is a new record

'grep is wrong for CSVs' is uncontroversial, just like 'grep is wrong for JSON'
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grep is the wrong tool for CSVs for the obvious reason that it's line based and CSVs in fact are not (viz escaped line breaks)
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Microsoft’s ‘New Outlook’ scratch rewrite manages to violate RFC 5545, which is nearly 30 years old

great job guys
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honestly kind of appreciate the frankness here. now if the humanoid robot people would admit it’s gonna suck you off better than it folds your clothes we’d be in business
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[sorry to generalize but]

how many white 20somethings would let themselves grieve over an artist the way the 21+ black community have been grieving D’Angelo

shit the young black community will probably be hit harder than middle aged white people when Phil Collins dies

some lesson there idk
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bought a whole ass hot knife to make one mod to a Halloween mask, anyone need any slits
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damn ticket giveaways are getting really dark
Headline from syndicated New York Post article
Concertgoer dies in ‘freak accident’ at Utah music festival to see Post Malone
Story by Richard Pollina • 1h • 2 min read
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I mean that’s not all of it but knowing a bunch of producer types you wouldn’t believe how many times they say ‘everybody loves <x> right?‘ and sometimes, kinda to their credit, the everybody is their friend group
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no but also when people ask ‘why is Tron still happening’ the answer has a lot in common with ‘why does Leto keep getting roles‘

only with Tron it‘s believing you’re tapping a silent majority because *some* gen xers worship it & with Leto it’s believing MSCL is secretly vital to millennials
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so do we think Jared Morbius is ever gonna get in trouble for all that stuff he's definitely doing or what
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I have the graveyardier shift
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incredible take I saw today: ‘without modern capitalism there would be no scams’

yep people figured out slavery, rape, and murder millennia ago but never came up with a working con game
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@bloodmoneyperez.bsky.social and I have such different schedules we might as well be Prodigy and Havoc right now