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UkuleleCLE

@ukulelecle.bsky.social

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I provide music in healthcare settings and for hospice patients. I amuse myself by writing ridiculous poetry, wandering aimlessly, and playing stringed instruments. (Note: my so-called haiku are just bad jokes - please don't take them too seriously)

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · Nov 15

"All of you fascists bound to lose." ~ Woody Guthrie

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 50m

Companies that build
Religious shrines might struggle
To make a prophet

#haikufeels #haiku

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1h

String quartets try to
Book deluxe hotel suites and
They’ll avoid vile inns

#vss365 #haiku

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3h

Good entrées are worth
The wait but great desserts are
Always worth the weight

Happy National Dessert Day #haiku
#NationalDessertDay

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3h

My fireplace hearth breaks
So often it makes me sick
Maybe it's the flu

#vssdaily #haiku

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve fallen flat on
My face so often I’ve learned
To enjoy the view

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

My bartender plays
Volleyball so I think he
Is spiking my drinks

#vssdaily #haiku

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

When my boss told me
To name my salary I
Chose “Inadequate”

#emoetry #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

Comparing fruit is
Appealing but apples and
Oranges can’t be peared

#haikuchallenge #haiku

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UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

Cloning businesses
Might stem from someone wanting
To be their own boss

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku

UkuleleCLE @ukulelecle.bsky.social · 1d

I’m told to drop the
Undertone of sarcasm
Like that will happen

#vss365 #haiku

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