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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷

@typevolant.com

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Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social 🇫🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🧚✨🧑‍🧒‍🧒✈️

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 7h

Mandate to whine.
Sore loser is THE look of 2025

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 7h

Something good and lasting!

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 7h

I just gave a guy walking down the street with an empty gas can a ride to the gas station. ⛽️

There are people struggling all around us.

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 8h

I transplanted a cute little maple tree volunteer today. 🍁

Transplanting an unwanted tree | typevolant ✈

I dug up a volunteer maple sprout and mustered up the energy to put it in a new home.

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 9h

Imagine the jurors 🤣

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 10h

I would but I’m busy playing fetch with Gofrette 🐈‍⬛

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 10h

a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .

ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 10h

We’re all richer when we bask in his light. 🌞

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 10h

Could u mansplain that to me plz?

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 14h

I bet @nickforbrains.bsky.social could make a cocktail for this 🥂

Keith (vibe spreadsheeter) @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 16h

This should be a diagnostic criteria in the next DSM

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 14h

Republicans are the reason air traffic controllers aren’t getting paid.

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 14h

In the words of Lucille Bluth: this does not bode well.

Lucille and Lindsay at Klimpy's

YouTube video by Claudine Lucena

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 17h

smooch 💋

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

Some days she still likes her spaghetti 🍝

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

The lord’s work. I invoke all my blessings upon you. Take my money before the billionaires do.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

Months-long refractory period.
The post-nut clarity hurts.

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

Damn

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

Stick, meet rudder.

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

Baby belugaaaaaa 🎶

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

We use fire for weed control.
Flaming flamers. 🔥

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

My children do it all the time. So does every other kid at their school.

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

bahahaha pas faux 😏

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

Le fléau de shrinkflation

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 1d

👀 looks so soft

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 3d

Compliments of my roommate who didn’t want to get in trouble with Addy, “the love of my life and future eternal companion.”

(narrator: Addy wasn’t. She married three months after he left on a mission.)

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