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“MARV”

@twittermarv.bsky.social

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My name isn’t actually Marvin at all I just type things; there’s no unifying project here. Intolerable autocrat of tastes.

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · Mar 22

Don’t quote riff without faving

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 14h

Boy oh boy this is one racist country

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 14h

Hell yeah

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h

dick AND balls

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 15h

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 20h

Friday night, they’ll be dressed to kill
Down at Sumo’s Bar & Grill

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 20h

If any of you people ever had to deal with real life and real toil, you’d redact yourselves instantly

Softer than baby shit

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 20h

Meatballs Yummy GIF

ALT: Meatballs Yummy GIF

media.tenor.com

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Can we at least make full time 30 hours instead of 40 so we have more time to sleep through all this crap

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

These guys are evil incarnate

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

You should say “boy! This guy’s burning down the house!” and laugh like this

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

One thing about being a huge dickhead about music is that I’ve never used a streaming service so the difficulties I see all my moots have with them is like reading about what people do for fun in Madagascar

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Overheard this moment today at the store and giggled in the aisle

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · Nov 19

That part in “Turn Back Time” where Cher really rears back on her hind legs and goes full horse mode and bellows “If I could… TURN BACK TIIIIIIME… BAYYYYBYYYYYY” is hilarious

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

(In a crowded room, handed a mic, a beat starts, you are instructed to start freestyling… the crowd faces you in rapt anticipation)

“Um… uhh…

Forgive us our trespasses
Girls with big asses…”

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Doing that Chigurh cattle gun to the forehead deal to every person who likes AI

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · Apr 11

The road stretches out westward as far as my eyes can see, onward to infinity like a hard, dark thing with bright lines that vehicles roll on.

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

I love the hands up “ya got me” from the pie wielder

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, baby
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, baby
Wontcha let me take ya on obscene cruise

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

The famed 1985 Chicago Bears were famous for their pass rush led by linebackers Otis Wilson and Wilber Marshall and defensive linemen Dan Hampton and Sleve McDichael

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Reality Winner? Fantasy Loser morelike amirite

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Bret “The Hitman” Corazon

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Good; eat shit

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

No problem!

“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

This looks 500% more gay than running your tongue up and down the shaft of the banana and deepthroating it and then licking your lips, giggling, putting your hands on your hips and kissing every man in the room

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Right?! This is completely made up

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