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Ratings and reviews of TP in public bathrooms around the Twin Cities. See them all at twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com. Support: patreon.com/TwinCitiesToiletPaperReviews ko-fi.com/twincitiestoiletpaperreviews ✌🏻❤️🧻

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 12h

Can’t wait to show you all what I made at The Clay Pit today

A ball of fresh clay next to a book titled “A pretty good guide to pinch pots, slabs, and coil building” and part of a clay cylinder. Text over the image says “working on a fun little surprise”

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 14h

The Clay Pit (Minneapolis)
🧻 Rating: A-

Well, MPLS, you finally have your very own top-tier toilet paper location.

It doesn’t tear well at all (maybe Charmin is actually onto something) and it’s the teensiest bit rough, but honestly not much to complain about otherwise.

A hand holding the end of a roll of toilet paper

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16h

Storing it would be a nightmare. Plus the billion pack I buy from Costco lasts a lot longer and because I am normal I only have to change my roll at home once every couple of weeks

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 16h

I posted my thoughts on this a while back but the gist is that this is fucking stupid

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Big Wood Brewery (WBL)
🧻 Rating: C-

All single-ply toilet paper rolls are equal, but some single-ply toilet paper rolls are more equal than others.

At least you can’t see all the way through this one.

Big Wood Brewery - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C-

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

Okay I tried to read this cause I was legit intrigued, but holy fuck that site has so many ads that I literally couldn’t see the content.

But also I only rate toilet paper in public bathrooms.

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

thank you ✌🏻❤️🧻

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

My dad’s birthday was today too ❤️

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I am a professional

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 1d

I’m stealing that for when I repost this and then I’m blocking you so no one will know

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

The Trailhead – Theodore Wirth Park (Minneapolis)
🧻 Rating: D-

This TP hurt me physically. Okay fine, maybe just mentally. Very bad either way.

Theo Wirth Trailhead - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: D-

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 2d

Red Wing Brewery (Red Wing, MN)
🧻 Rating: B+

This is from the time when I was too preoccupied to write reviews right away and then I forgot everything about it by the time I was ready to post.

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Toilet Paper Rating: B+

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Pimento Market/Bde Maka Ska (Minneapolis)
🧻 Rating: C+

Not the most comfortable TP, but I used a normal amount of it after a long bike ride on a hot day and it held up.

Pimento Market - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C+

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

I can usually tell but brand doesn’t factor into ratings

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 3d

Home Depot (Inver Grove Heights)
🧻 Rating: C

This one was pleasantly surprising because only one ply had that awful texture.

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Toilet Paper Rating: C

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

Big oof

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

I need a closeup of the BINGO one

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

Marcus Oakdale Cinema (Oakdale)
🧻 Rating: C-

This is from the time when I was too preoccupied to write reviews right away and then I forgot everything about it by the time I was ready to post.

Marcus Oakdale - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C-

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 4d

I’m doing 5 new toilet paper reviews this month.

Help make them happen!

Patreon & Ko-fi links ⬇️

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews | Linktree

Reviews and ratings of toilet paper in public bathrooms throughout the Twin Cities.

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

NONE. Keep them secret. Keep them safe.

But also the taco truck that used to be in the Kmart parking lot.

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

Donald Trump’s Portland vs. Actual Portland

A hand holding one of the most transparent toilet papers you’ll ever encounter

A roll of Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

Okay who signed me up for AARP’s email list? I am not even old and also where did you even get this email address

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

Wandering Leaf Brewing Company (St. Paul)
🧻 Rating: C-

The width of the roll and the opacity of the paper had me thinking this would be a much worse TP situation than it was. My initial reaction led me to take more than I actually needed. No one wants that.

Wandering Leaf - Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews

Toilet Paper Rating: C-

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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

Plz get this trash off my page

Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 5d

I believe he just forgot the name for Dude Wipes

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