The Birds The Turtles and The Beast
@turtlebee.bsky.social
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Going through my bird phase in a big way.
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People who think it's ok to say anything they want as long as they don't like the person they are saying it to really need to learn about personal consequences.
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And just a few hours earlier that account was comparing mandami's treatment from the media to black people in Jim Crow South? The fuck?
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What can I say, my partner had to tell me that pulses are a sometimes food.
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Can I sit in the corner with my lentils?
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In every interview this little shit does the "I'm going to say your first name over and over because I think it makes me sound like I'm your boss" thing and does he really think it makes him look good?
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
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it isn't. it's called modern agriculture. but there's like a shred of truth to the bullshit being spewed.
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especially in the med which is crazy calm!
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(calling it colonizing is dumb as fuck, but there is a history there)
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Israel agricultural universities were one of the first to create popular cherry tomato varieties that could handle the rigor of mass production/shipping and still taste good. Pretty much created the cherry tomato in your grocery store market. So there's a lot of home country pride there.
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Yeah, cause the sea was how you travelled distances safely.
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So what, red haired jews are irish in your brain?
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What are you talking about, he's got clear evidence of the Northside Cookies beefing with the Murder Penguins. But the time it was over there was polyester everywhere.
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I just put tzatziki on a piece of toast. Stuff is delicious and trivial to make.
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as you said, only $13, you convinced me to give it a shot
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Hecklers gotta start yelling "BURN BABY BURN!"
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What are you doing to your microplaner that you need to replace it so often? I use mine on pretty much the same stuff, probably every other meal and I've had it for years and it doesn't feel dull.
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Outside of the Nazi bullshit (yeah, pretty big outside), there's always some real strange "only righteous minorities can handle spicy food" discourse that always pops up when the weird lefties get going about food. What the fuck is wrong with people?
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Food colonizer discourse is the worst of both food and colonizer discourse, topics where even one for two would pretty fucking impressive.
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The pope can know what he wants before he gets to the front of the line!
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he feels like of thee "bless you my child but you seem to have forgotten my cool ranch dorito taco loco" type
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(he just has to do it in full pope regalia)
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there's nothing wrong with the pope going to taco bell