(Guy waking up to start nightshift) I bet Dick Cheney is freaking flipping out rn lol

i’m libbing out

I’d caution against reading too much into progressive wins tonight: elections are essentially just popularity contests, not an indication of broad support for left-leaning candidates

I'd be evil too if my parents named me Dick Cheney

Breaking: The Darkness Returns

booting up the weed pen in BIOS

woulda been nice if he warned us

the lion does not concern himself with where brock bowers is on his fantasy team

*the anime*

One Piece is so good they had to nerf it by pacing it horribly

Addicted to the back pain that comes with napping on the couch

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

Guys don’t worry about AI taking over, if they ever become sentient I’ll just hit them with the

effective.

Power

لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

冗

Back to work at the Clocking In factory

A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion

Maybe like 2 drinks on me tonight y'all!

Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

they're finally changing the production schedule

I’m Kirking off rn

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.