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Dave but on Bluesky

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I watch horror movies. I watch TV. I watch Chicago sports. I go to concerts. 3 of those things are fun.

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · Jul 19

Just remembering that time Jon Bois made Kyle Farnsworth say Bill Cosby Ghost Dads the Whip, and then I made a Magic the Gathering deck about it years later

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 9h

It’s Amazing Race, not Amazing Maintain Reality TV Friendships Nobody Really Believes In Anyway. Try racing, dipwads.

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 11h

I mean… the end is kind of cool. I guess there’s just a reason why most slasher flicks don’t start with everyone doing hallucinogens. #Horror365Challenge 285

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 1d

Still going with stuff that’s been on my watchlist forever. This was truly, stunningly, fascinatingly awful and I doubt even the actors knew what it was about. I sure don’t. At least there were breasts and bewtocks. #Horror365Challenge 284

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 1d

10 non-horror movies to get to know me

Trainspotting
Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox Story
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Girl, Interrupted
Monster
Stand By Me
Princess Bride
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?
Dude, Where’s My Car?
Go

Mikey Slashic @mikeyslashic.bsky.social · 1d

10 non horror movies to get to know me

Apocalypse Now
Frozen(don’t judge me I have a niece😂)
Goodfellas
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
Boyz in the Hood
Sabotage (1936)
It’s a Wonderul Life
Easy Rider
Natural Born Killers
Walk the Line

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 2d

Tonight’s second watch was pretty deece. Story, blood, and character all work, and that’s good enough for me when I’m digging deep on watchlists. #Horror365Challenge 283

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 2d

This has one of the best ensemble casts ever. John C. Reilly, Aubrey Plaza, Molly Shannon, Matthew Gray Gubler. Everyone’s perfect. This first-time watch was long overdue. #Horror365Challenge 282

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 3d

Dodgers over Jays in 2, probably. Is the next Masked Singer season ready to go yet?

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 12d

2 for 4 again. This time of year is about rooting interests. The turquoise jersey, city of grunge, never won a pennant despite Griffey A-Rod Edgar and the Big Unit- that’s the team that has my heart. If they play Milwaukee in the Ball Four World Series, so much the better. Still picking TOR/LA.

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 21d

2 for 4. Did I only get the obvious ones right? Of course. Can I be wronger? Almost certainly. I’m going Yanks, M’s, Dodgers, Cubs.

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 3d

Sirotka Konerko

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 3d

Zoe Saldaña dancing because a cell phone plan made her happy — I’m gonna go sit in a dumpster and stare at the moon

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 3d

This one looks and sounds like a music video from 1993, but if Beavis and Butthead watched it, I don’t think they’d headbang. It would probably be more of an “Uh… Hmmm.” situation. #Horror365Challenge 281

Movie poster for “Daisy Derkins Dogsitter of the Damned”.

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 3d

Every time this dude showed up, you knew stuff was about to get real for J.D.

a man in a police uniform is talking to another man who says you seem unhappy i like that

Alt: The janitor from Scrubs saying “You seem unhappy. I like that.” To J.D.

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 4d

Not yet. I went from this movie right to sports tonight, so I’ll probably watch it tomorrow.

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 4d

Going with whatever’s been on my watchlist longest. I guess there were only two possibilities here, given the subject matter: either intense and shocking, or pointless. They went with pointless. #Horror365Challenge 280

Movie poster for “The Blood Queen (2015)”.

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 4d

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 5d

Last watch of the night was non-horror, but man, it was fun. It’ll be in my top 10 for the year.

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 5d

Definitely the right call here

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 5d

I rented it. It was fun but $13 is steep for a movie like this.

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 5d

I would’ve liked this more if they hadn’t played it so straight, but “Mutant deer version of Predator” is still worth watching. #Horror365Challenge 279

Movie poster for “Bambi: The Reckoning”.

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 5d

This found footage flick has its moments, but they’re mostly clustered in the last 15 minutes and I was a little bored by then. #Horror365Challenge 278

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 6d

The Biles?

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 6d

Still

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 6d

Weirdly mad about Ohtani upstaging Geno

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 6d

This is the most incredible, sensational postseason performance I've ever seen from a single player. I hope he walks the bases loaded and gets pulled for Blake Treinen.

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Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 6d

Weirdly mad about Ohtani upstaging Geno

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 6d

There’s always going to be random trash on my watch history, but with days of the year running out it’s time to watch mostly the ones with the best upside. This was an obvious pick. #Horror365Challenge 277

Dave but on Bluesky @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 7d

…And that’s why the decision to sell the rights to SyFy kept Cube from becoming the best horror franchise of the 21st century!

MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 7d

Hang it in The Louvre

Max Scherzer pleads his case to manager John Schneider during a mound visit. They wear powder blue Blue Jays uniforms. Scherzer stayed in the game.