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Mechanized

@turbohotdog.bsky.social

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Anxious and depressed weirdo. Also really sleepy.

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Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 21h

Revisiting Black Ops two games in a row and the competition from Battlefield, it's more than just gamepass. They're giving in to every fan request because there's finally competition and they know this is a weak year for them, they don't want to give any headway to Battlefield.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 21h

Microsoft is though.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 22h

Hori, I beg of you, please make a Switch 2 version!

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 1d

I think it just looks a bit too over-designed for being "grounded". The camo colors are too bright or need to be de-saturated and some of the accent pieces are too cute/bespoke.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 1d

Sigh. When Vanessa had darker skin and looked so much better than whatever the fuck racist ass bleaching they ruined her design with.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 1d

Go to hell inzoi

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 1d

Because it's a handheld.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 2d

So they're announcing they lost another competition for screen time?

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 3d

Fanatical

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 3d

The Fantatical link is global, worked for me!

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 3d

Sweet, been waiting for a great deal on this.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 3d

"Riley: “You can make this thing sad,” as a selling point, feels very weird.
Nathan: Right! It’s so bizarre! What a strange selling point, to say “This is why you should want this: because you can upset it.”"

Can I say something to make Satya Nadella sad instead? Just a direct mic feed to him 24/7?

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 3d

But the zeitgeist man! My god what about the zeitgeist!?

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 3d

Woah! Sick!

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 3d

We're only approaching the 1 year mark.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 4d

You only want AI so you can replace workers and pay people less. How will that create jobs. You dumb/evil motherfucker.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 4d

I hope the dpad and buttons are just a render mock up and not indicative of the final. Anbernic usually has really good buttons I'd hate to see them mess it up on this.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 4d

I will buy this again to support such an excellent remaster.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 4d

There is clearly an animation error in the first door where Homer's shoulder appears in front of a broken section while being positioned clearly behind it. Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 4d

ahahahah owned

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 4d

The bullshit comes from some of the arena style fights where it's just multiple waves of enemies. Alone a lot of these enemies are simple to deal with but every enemy has unique attacks and patterns that make a group of them bullshit hard. Other than that it's just learn the fight. Very fair.

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Joanna Blackhart [They/Them] @joannablackhart.com · 5d

I have worked on dozens of games. My work has been used by hundreds, maybe more.

Microsoft literally used my accessibility designs to write their internal rules on how to do accessibility.

I'm credited in 3 games.

Aftermath @aftermath.site · 6d

Everyone who worked on a video game needs to be in the credits:

aftermath.site/video-game-cre...

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 5d

Isn't that just ahegao, you could make money at that for sure

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 6d

I said a crazy thing to google AI and it made up some bs about how it makes sense actually.

google search depicting

5 is 5 7th's of an 8 structurally riddle

AI Overview
The riddle's answer is
"S". The riddle is a play on words, not a mathematical problem.
Here is the breakdown:

The word "eight" has seven letters: e-i-g-h-t-s.
The letter "s" is the 5th letter of the word "sevenths."
In the word "structurally," the letter "s" is the fifth letter.
Therefore, "5 is 5th of 7 structurally" is a phrase that refers to the letter "s," which is the 5th letter of "seven" (structurally), and also the fifth letter of "structurally".
The number 8 is mentioned to mislead you, as the letter "s" is not in the number 8.

This type of riddle relies on finding a non-mathematical interpretation of the question.

Mechanized @turbohotdog.bsky.social · 6d

they should fusion dance