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@trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social

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I keep a running meter of Trump’s chances of kicking the bucket based on current headlines. All content is my own unless otherwise noted. I use a lot of sarcasm so please don’t take it too seriously, unless I’m being serious.

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 23d

The meter will be permanently updated to extreme. I truly believe that our country as we‘ve known it is on the brink of collapse. Our freedoms are being ripped away. Our media is being silenced. Our citizens are being attacked. Donald Trump goes or our country does. God help us all.

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 5h

MeerCat Manor

It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 16h

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 17h

"near it but not touching it“

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 17h

I can’t stand Morgan Scalley but his defense is completely shutting out Colorado tonight.

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Janet Lunde @janetlunde.bsky.social · 1d

A house in my neighborhood is a HALLOWEEN TREASURE! They even vary it from year to year. This time it looks inspired by Ken Kesey's "Merry Band of Pranksters" in their bus and/or the Grateful Dead.

Front walk to a house is lined with child-sized mannequins. They're painged in bright colors, and are wearing large tie-dyed T-shirts in rainbow colors and have garlands of flowers on their heads.

A view of the same front walk, from the side, showing a short yellow school bus on the front yard.

Closer view of the school bus. Skeletons painted in bright colors are hanging out of the windows, waving. A mannequin in a tie-dyed T-shirt is loitering a bush.

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 20h

The football gods heard you.

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 22h

Let’s name it after the tech bros that funded it. The No Balls Room.

It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 22h

A Waymopede!

It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 22h

Massive respect for the Oregon fan who just threw confetti after the first touchdown 1.5 hours into the game during a torrential downpour. That’s dedication to the craft.

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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: California has a new ballot measure that will charge a one-time 5% wealth tax on billionaires. It only taxes 204 people, but will bring in $100 BILLION to fund decimated healthcare and schools. 👏 I support this 💯

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 23h

For anyone who doesn’t have a costume yet.

It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 1d

Mother Trump

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 1d

I get the US sucks right now, but I think these celebrities jumping ship should be viewed like draft dodgers and have their citizenship revoked.

Fisher Stevens Joins Celebrities Moving to the U.K.: 'Time to Get Out of the U.S. for a Minute' (Exclusive)

Fisher Stevens, the 'Succession' star and acclaimed director, tells PEOPLE it's time to try living overseas for a while, adding that "it's been really good" so far.

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 1d

Bantha Wild Wings

It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly would be way cooler than a ballroom.

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Libraryanna @libraryanna.bsky.social · 1d

He can’t make law. Or grant mythical federal immunity.

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 2d

Can we fast forward to this part of the civil war?

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R.R. Virdi | Buy The First Binding (from TOR) @rrvirdi.bsky.social · 3d

Throws PokeBall:

GO, YEONGNO!

I CHOOSE YOU for this timeline.

Go on, got. Get on up to heaven lil guy

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 2d

19 looks like a wine vessel or jug with a folded leaf for the handle. The waves in the blue glass fragment is stunning.

It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 2d

That might be the intent but I think kneeling is a universal sign of submission that goes back centuries and is often associated with kings and tyrants. Or maybe Zod and Loki were really into getting head, I don’t know.

It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 2d

Of course it does, it expired 10 years ago.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

If Joffrey Baratheon grew up to be an American president, this is pretty much what it would look like.

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Hobby baker @kijana105.bsky.social · 2d

Illusion cake - to feed 40 kids. The cholocate bar is a chocolate cake with italian meringue buttercream. The orange is a vanilla cake with chocolate orange ganche. The sandwich is a vanilla sponge, and non-egg meringue buttercream.
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodiesky #foodie #cakesky #whatscooking 🍽️🍜

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 2d

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It can only good happen @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 2d

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