trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
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Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
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My kids books make nice presents.

Read one to a small person you know.

Keep kids reading ❤️
Sunlight ❌
Moonlight ❌
Botnet ❌
Rebooty ✅
Mobiles for babies. What a world we live in :(
Big S/O to all the c0d3 Br3aker5

R35p3ct X
He who is good with a hammer thinks everything is a nail
Boy in club whispers to uninterested girl.
When I get that feeling
I need saxophone cleaning
Someone cleaning their saxophone
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I may or may not walk five hundred miles
And I may or may not walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who may or may not have walked
a thousand miles to fall or not fall down at your door

- The Disclaimers
Dancing at the disco
bumper to bumper
Maradona in pink & blue 80s jumper
A spoon full of HP makes the medicine go brown, the medicine go brown.
They were so lucky their photographer was completely sozzled.
Photographer lies in puddle to get shot of happy couple kissing against a blue sky and reflected in said puddle
Thanks. Dive deep into Poke fun x
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
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My kids books make nice presents.

Read one to a small person you know.

Keep kids reading ❤️
Anyone fancy a game of Solitaire?
Side eye glancing goose
Predict Bow will like the beach a lot.
It's too bad Kenny won't live
but then again, who does?
The police man from Bladerunner
I'm sorry I said your poem about the little hedgehog was predictable and that the rhyme wasn't really working properly.
Leia talks to Luke, who looks sad.
Are you going to be long in there, Matthew?
Jesus knocking gently on a shut door.
It's from trouteyes and Kenny. They're getting the brass band back together.
Hoffman and Redford as journalists looking at some copy in a newspaper office. From All the President's Men.
You had me at can I have you ❤️
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my t
Chameleon clamping shut a frog's mouth.
Propellor Hat
Jodphurs
Spinny Bow Tie

PROCEED TO CHECKOUT ✅
Youn entrepreneur in a jet, laptop open on a table in front of him.
The sun comes up
another day begins
and I don't even worry
'bout the state I'm in
heads so heavy
and I'm looking thin
but when the sun goes down
I'm gonna start again
Morris Dancers getting right into it
I'm coming up
(in a bit)
so you better get this partly started
Nice pig in bed