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KARKAT.
@trolljesus.bsky.social
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==>[S] WAKE UP.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Mar 14
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 28
ANOTHER VERSION OF ME. BEING TORMENTED BY THE 'NARRATIVE'.
prankstersgambit.bsky.social EB @prankstersgambit.bsky.social · Aug 28
which guy are we talking about, buddy?
trolljesus.bsky.social KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 28
MAN. SURE SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY.

[ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 28
MAN. SURE SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY.

[ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 27
OKAY, MAN.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 27
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 27
THERE ARE POINTS WHERE I GENUINELY, /GENUINELY/ FUCKING BELIEVE YOU NEED A PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION, GLAYCO.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 27
what the fuck
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 25
@daveofguy.bsky.social

CG: IF YOU SEE A BASTARDIZED CANDY VERSION OF ME OUTSIDE: THAT IS /NOT/ ME. GO THE OTHER WAY.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 25
[ > You feel nothing but /dread/ at this candy-coated version of your..... ]

[ > Hm. You'll think on that later. ]

[ > The air tastes sickeningly sweet. You hover backwards a few feet.]

SOMEWHERE ELSE. I . HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO.
theoutcaste.bsky.social Glayco. @theoutcaste.bsky.social · Aug 25
> You head practically SNAPS to look towards Karkat, your newly heart-shaped glasses absolute radiating!

CRAB-CAKES ♡♡♡ HIIIII!!! WHERE ARE YOOOOUUUU GOING :D
trolljesus.bsky.social KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 25
GOODBYE. GOOD FUCKING BYE. I AM NOT DEALING WITH THAT
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 25
GOODBYE. GOOD FUCKING BYE. I AM NOT DEALING WITH THAT
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 25
OH FUCK NO
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 24
// Andrew hussie went the butch Hartman route
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 22
DO YOU WANT SOME KIND OF WEAPON. IM USING A CROWBAR.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 22
[ > Anti-Maternal Instinct. ]

WE COULD CULL HIM.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 22
IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE WRIGGLER VERSION OF THE WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 22
[ > Who's goddamn green baby is that. ]
Reposted by KARKAT.
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Glayco. @theoutcaste.bsky.social · Aug 22
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ultimatesexyman.bsky.social quote bot @ultimatesexyman.bsky.social · Aug 22
in another life, i would have liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
YOU SEE HER TOO???!?!?!
theoutcaste.bsky.social Glayco. @theoutcaste.bsky.social · Aug 21
Is That The Fucking Dolorosa
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
WHAT!!!!!!!!!
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
WHAT. ???!???
a man in a white tank top is standing in front of a refrigerator door
ALT: a man in a white tank top is standing in front of a refrigerator door
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
????
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
ALRIGHT. I'M NORMAL AGAIN. WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
[ walking out of his room visibly disheveled and covered in blood ] NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
// christ you people came fast okay this won't be in order bear with me
trolljesus.bsky.social KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
[ > LIKE this post for a weapon based off of your muse and Karkat's bond. ]
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
+ of shackles appearing on his wrists.
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KARKAT. @trolljesus.bsky.social · Aug 21
@theoutcaste.bsky.social | REBELREAPER.

A large scythe with the blade of a sickle on its opposite end. The two sides of the weapon are completely different - yet, forged so similarly. This weapon becomes chained to Karkat upon him creating it- a familiar pair +
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