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— BLITZWING
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... AND THEY SAY I'M THE CRAZY ONE!
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⠀ THE NAME IS BLITZWING, INSECT; REMEMBER IT!
// COTTON WAKE UP . LUGNUT
〝 THEN HOW ABOUT I BRING IN THE HEAT? 〞 His voice is loud, booming; as the cannons atop his back smoke threateningly. No doubt making the temperature around the two rise.
Arms crossed, blue visage just barely moving to acknowledge the other 'con; red eye quirking slightly, just enough to indicate a mild sense of confusion—though, the triple changer's silence wouldn't last very long.

The face would suddenly switch, annoyance sparking within the 'con's expression.
 
✧ ❝ The vibes ya radiate feel like ya'd be a possible genius . . . if it weren't for a room temperature IQ. ❞

✧【 She isn't sure how to explain it, but she can sense the chaotic energy. Perhaps insulting will have something come of it . . . 】

 
A hand is raised to block the explosives, the face switching again—his eye narrowed at the smaller robot. 〝 We are Blitzwing. 〞 He says in a cold tone, expression not betraying any emotion.

Switch. That jagged grin again.

〝 ...But I think the better question is WHAT are YOU!! 〞
🟣 ( No effect? This guy's tougher than he looks... Ballade grunts; he can't fully get away from such a huge blast. His leap is interrupted, with his foot caught in ice. He activates the jets on his back to propel himself out, while continuing to fire as much as he can. )

What /are/ you?!
The explosion hits—creating a smoke effect over his face. And there's a brief period of silence as the sound of whirring follows.

A cackle, and then an excited clap: 〝 Ooh! My turn! My turn!!! 〞 That jagged grin appears again as he pulls down one of his cannons, with ice firing at Ballade now.
The decepticon was quiet for a moment; as if thinking. 〝 ...Yes, 〞 he answers eventually. 〝 I think it was a product of becoming a triple changer. 〞

He looks conflicted for a moment, before there's a sudden shift; a click, and then a cackle.

〝 —-OR PERHAPS WE WERE ALWAYS A LITTLE /MAD!/ 〞
He would make question if they are in good terms or not but he avoids it.

"What cauzzed that to happen ? Wazz the fact of being triple-changer ? Cauzze... Wazpinator never zzaw that happened before with otherzz triple changerzz, thizz izz... New to Wazpinator..."

He scratching behind the head.
Ah. One of these questions.

Blitzwing tilts his head to one side, as if thinking to himself.

〝 I can. 〞 He says after a moment. Though, usually "talking" is just arguing over very trivial things.
QUIT TALKIN 💢
how else would he know I'm not a bottom.
 
Accomplice, huh . . . What`cha mean by that ?

✧【 If she could grin, she'd have a shit eating one. 】
 
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She is not wrong. Do not bring me into any more of this, insect. 💧
... That is exactly what you are, no??
( ... )
( ..but that's... exactly what he is... )
I don't know what a twink is, insect. 💧
she's calling me a TWINK
// ok i'll do serious replies after i finish watching the rest of tfa . for now its silliness
I thought we agreed we would never speak of these things.
// i dontfuckjgn know sniffles
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// DO NOT GIVE A MAN A HINT. IT DOES NOT CARE IF HE HAS A TUMMY ACHE. DO NOT GIVE A MAN A HINT
// ignore the m i dropped my phone
// i found the one piece (cottons prowl) whats my prize
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( auto tuned baby wailing sfx )
Those jokes are...how do you say..."low hanging fruit"? —- WHICH MEANS YOU NEED TO *BEE* MORE CREATIVE HEEHEE! ✨
I WONT MAKE ANY MORE THREE HEAD JOKES >:(
Those jokes are...how do you say..."low hanging fruit"? —- WHICH MEANS YOU NEED TO *BEE* MORE CREATIVE HEEHEE! ✨
I WONT MAKE ANY MORE THREE HEAD JOKES >:(
AWWW THE WIDDLE WIDDLE INSECT IS TRAPPED IN THE HANDS OF A LITTLE LITTLE HUMAN !!!!
BE NICE TO ME
HEHEHE LITTLE BUMBLEBEE GOT CAUGHT LIKE A FLY !!!
HEHEHE LITTLE BUMBLEBEE GOT CAUGHT LIKE A FLY !!!
LET ME GO
Me when I get you