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Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 11h

I rubbed my eyes with them, and then complained they burn.

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 11h

The onlyConstantinople is Changestantinople

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 11h

Getting a mustache hair caught in the mouth of a soda can #3 #teartierlist

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 13h

I had a tunafish and sand sandwich there, summer of '77, courtesy of that wind

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 17h

Prolly the motorcycle riding, Ima suggest scything to strengthen your core

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 1d

*solemn muttering* "myfoddercanplaydominoesbedderdanyurfoddercan"

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 3d

Eight years off my life?? Promises, promises.

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 3d

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 4d

Ya juss gotta ankh aroun' 🎵

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 5d

Handburger help us! They let a alpaca at a taco bell do surgery on a grape.

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 5d

We had a 40 lb one of those, it was a Mediocre Dane.

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 5d

Hand burglar, help her! You're her only hope.

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · 5d

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · Sep 6

Spinch @traviscash.bsky.social · Mar 23

Look at the way they massacreed yur boy!

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