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Tori Martino

@torimartino.bsky.social

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in love with don henley since 2003. green bay packers owner. storm spotter. pophead. my favorite scent is outboard motor exhaust. i’m with coco forever. she/her

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 50m

amid all of the batshit milwaukee radio station shuffling from the last month or so… 97.3 went all christmas already. holy fuck lmao

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 11h

i feel you on this one girl, RIP to tucker kraft’s ACL (probably) 😭😭😭

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 12h

matthew you best not besmirch the good name of the John Madden Thanksgiving Celebration, lest you be destroyed by the lions in front of the entire nation

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 12h

i hope matt lafleur reflects from this loss, and i hope he:
1) stops running screens so fucking much
2) goes with havrisik at kicker instead of mcmanus
3) stops being such a hardass about holidays

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 13h

AND kyle "hard R" larson won the nascar championship, AND i ate a grape in such a way that the juice hit my throat weirdly and has now left a burny sore spot. i guess it's time to eat some melatonin and start over tomorrow EL OH EL

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 14h

a stupid packers loss, daylight savings ending, AND having to work overtime tomorrow... this zoloft is going to need to do some heavy fucking lifting

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 15h

after that game, it only feels right for me to restrain myself to eating soup and bread and grapes for dinner like some sort of poor medieval peasant child

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 15h

kraft feared to have torn his ACL

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

same, i’m real nervous about kraft :/

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

and now the question is whether matty gets his head in the game or not. lotta season left but like... i'm waiting!!!

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

bump. we've got to have a talk with this fucking guy

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

i think the shareholders should be able to gather and have a town hall with matt lafleur. i have some words for him

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

ah my stupid boneheaded football team. i still love you even though you're stupid and boneheaded. onto the nascar championship

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Zach Rapport @zachrapport.bsky.social · 16h

I almost never say this but the Packers deserved to lose that game

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

precisely!

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

this is about to be dumb as hell isnt it

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

oh cool! mind games to try and get a kicker to miss! wow

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

i'm kinda feelin a keisean nixon pick. i like that vibe

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

micah i hope you're hungry for panther

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Tim Backes @timbackes.bsky.social · 16h

now would be a great time for the october defensive player of the month to register some pressures

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

THANK YOU!

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

that's a million percent a touchdown

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Evan "Tex" Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 16h

WHERE'S REPLAY ASSIST NOW GODDAMNIT

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Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

THROW THE FUCKING CHALLENGE FLAG MATTHEW

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

OH NO YOU DON'T

Tori Martino @torimartino.bsky.social · 16h

love that we only up the tempo when there's 3 minutes left in the game and we're forced to pass instead of matty running silly little screens. you do know you can do this earlier in the game too right