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tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Mar 6

47. Blue Meanie 🔵

Chief Venuz B. Meanie is blasted in the face with hose water as he commands the Dreadful Flying Glove

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tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Apr 30

yeah it really sucks. these tech companies are all just absolutely desperate to look legitimate so they’ve got good at roping in unsuspecting celebs. I’m guessing Natasha’s attachment to this project was like a one word reply to an email from her agent

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tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Apr 30

I’d say there’s like an 80-90% chance this never actually happens. Remember when Reese Witherspoon was releasing a line of feminist NFTs?

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tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Apr 28

i’m sad to report it sucks shit 😢

tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Apr 28

counter point: many of us live in countries that are cold 3 quarters of the year and it sucks shit

tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Mar 20

Dexter did the same thing in its later seasons but they tried to make it grounded at the same time and it sucked

tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Mar 20

yeah honestly the only reason that show works is because it follows shonen anime rules where a *special subset of humanity* have bizarre unexplained powers

tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Mar 15

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tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Mar 15

although it is pretty funny that they got major companies like Starbucks to pay for product placement and then made them all look like shit. only good joke in the whole movie tbh

tom gran @tomgran.bsky.social · Mar 15

so true. the rare Mike Judge L 😢

Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · Mar 14

Idiocracy is classist trash that acts like stupidity is some sort of inherent trait and not something related to widespread poverty and lack of access to education and I fucking hate it. Shut the fuck up.

Mark Spatny @markspatny.bsky.social · Mar 14

You should credit Mike Judge for his accuracy in Idiocracy as well. It's just happening 500 years earlier than he predicted. But he got the vibe entirely correct.