Kingfisher & Wombat
@tkingfisher.com
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Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her
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One wall of my living room is now a sheet of glass looking onto my personal naked mole rat colony.
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lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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“ChatGPT, henceforth you will refer to me as “Elfstar.”
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Oh sure, but since I didn’t know she existed, I couldn’t have fixed it until she went off.
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Yeah, but people actually documentably HAVE lost their grip with chatbots. I’m not sure if we have similar data with D&D.

Also, D&D fundamentally requires other people to play, and those people are likely gonna go “Whoa, time out dude,” when you decide you’re the messiah. ChatGPT will help.
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I’m still a little puzzled by the woman on here who began yelling at me that she was tired of seeing me in her timeline. Ma’am, that is not under my control, it’s under yours!
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Selling hand painted magnets for the last few years has resulted in a lot of sad "My fridge isn't magnetic!" laments.

So now I have hand painted pins! Wear them on your lanyard or put them in your pin board!

Come see my at #BLFC2025 this week at table 302! (And of course I still have megnets!)
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Hot damn, Sage Thrasher in the yard! I’ve seen a bunch of Curve-Billed but this guy was new!
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I literally bailed on a double major in Classics because I would have had to take a year of Greek.

Also, alas, relentlessly straight.
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Co-signed.

And even then, the SMELL. I remember a dude on Twitter saying his daughter wanted one and going “my dude, your house is going to smell like nothing you can imagine.”

I think people persuaded him not to.
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Sappho says it better than I can:

someone will remember us
I say
even in another time
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Oh, watching chickens who have found a mouse is, uh, not for the faint of heart.
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If I knew nothing whatsoever about him, he still would not remotely appeal. Smug. Can’t abide smug.
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Wellllll…they’re pretty smart about things that matter to roadrunners. I’ve seen them using crosswalks. And they can be very clever ambush predators.
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Had to send that one to Kevin.

Though watching a kingfisher beat a crab to death is similar, on a much smaller scale.
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It’s so disappointed when it realizes it can’t fit the capybara in its mouth!
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I’m telling you, they’re velociraptors.
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Roadrunner on a post. I have no idea what he was looking at . 🪶
Roadrunner on a post.
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I didn’t have time to see this before they were gone! Thank you, Sean!
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Yes! Try Bookworks in Albuquerque?
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For those in the United States, California Carnivores offers a wide array of plants that they grow from seed as well as tissue culture. The are ethical, knowledgeable, and very, very helpful. They have a true passion for the plants. www.californiacarnivores.com
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I, um. Have perhaps not really fleshed that out super well.
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Right? They had laws in Ye Olde Medievale Times! It was a whole thing!
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More goodies! The @tkingfisher.com and @davewragg.com titles are still available from @thebrokenbinding.bsky.social. The @aptshadow.bsky.social isn't on BB at the time of recording, but beautiful!

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Tchaikovsky, Kingfisher, Wragg Broken Binding Unboxing
YouTube video by Book Granny
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I am honored to contribute to the same dream!
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I’ve watched George spank JD on repeat so many times I think it’s a new kink.
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back