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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat

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Oh, yes - the woman in the picture is ✨me✨| Debutante at the Bouvier-Kennedy-Radziwill-Onassis School for Trapping Eligible Bachelors. Professional flirt. Better as a concept. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · Nov 12

Pew pew

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 3h

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 5h

Referencing the obscene behavior in 2015 surrounding the 50 Shades of Gray release when people left their underwear and Saran wrapped cucumbers on theaters floors lmao

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 5h

It’s a joke

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 5h

Aaron Taylor-Johnson has been officially offered the role of 007 for the next franchise segment

Get out your pocket vibrators and Saran-wrapped cylindrical vegetables girls bc we’re going to the MOVIES 😍

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 8h

I just love when women ✨💅🏼

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 13h

Homosexuality exploded into being at this precise moment in 1961.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 13h

9-years-old in the back of my mom’s green Pontiac Trans Sport minivan letting the gworls HAVE IT

I WILL steal your puppies for fashion purposes

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 22h

If you ever pretended the giant pretzel rods were long cunty Cruella Deville cigarette holders, baby you’re a FAQQOT

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 23h

If you ever, as a child, pretended to smoke a pretzel rod like a cigarette, you’re def gay now

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

But it’s a pretty Georgian manor house, don’t do that

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Wait is this her fr fr?!?

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

The overall effect of James Hoban’s original design is MUCH more pleasing than what’s evolved

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

As long as we’re bulldozing the White House can I make some corrections

Tear off the comically extruded porte cochere that is the North Portico such that the ornamentation around the central three bays is flush with the facade as originally intended and return the steep incline of the hip roof

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

There is no level of activity in here that you could get up to that would necessitate a fucking SHOWER

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Came down to use the normally empty gym bathroom to take a dump and someone walked in DIRECTLY after I closed the stall door and proceeded to get in the SHOWER???

Sir this is an OFFICE GYM. Not a real one?! Have some couth we don’t do that here 😩🔪

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

His name was specifically “Avery” so if your name is Avery and you’re a medical professional and you can scoop me up like a wittle baby dm me 🥺

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Dreamt last night that I was romantically involved with a handsome, 6’4” doctor

Please god let this be one of the premonition dreams and not one of the regular ones 😭

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve slept late and neglected to pack lunch so many times this month thinking I’ll walk back and make what’s in my fridge but then I get busy and end up needing to go out to pick something up

Please I need a r*ch man to venmo me to rescue my budget 😭

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

👏🏼 Prof Kreis Explains it All (there should be a show)

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

The TEENY TINY pink cowboy hat between the humongous Gungan eyes

I’m screaming

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

What do you mean you’re Jar Jarbie for Halloween 😭😭

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Nvm this article is rage bait 🙄

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Ok blah blah blah:

“French law prohibits entities like the Louvre from insuring its property, except when…moved or loaned to another institution.

Because the Louvre is a national museum, its collections are considered state property for which the state alone bears responsibility.”

Stolen Louvre jewels weren't privately insured, French government says

The French government will not be reimbursed for any losses related to the priceless jewels, according to experts.

cbsn.ws

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

Just in case you ever feel bad about phoning it in at your job

THEE MF LOUVRE DIDN’T HAVE THE NAPOLEONIC CROWN JEWELS INSURED

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 1d

I think I know who robbed the Louvre

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