Dylan not-Efron
@tiredgaynomad.bsky.social
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📍Philly, but I travel often. I famously hate writing bios.
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(and what is modern day dating/flirtation if not sales?) I might have hated most of “Materialists” but I was very much aligned with the cynicism.
Okay. This makes me feel better!
These far left posters want so badly to punish democrats for Gaza that they will give up any advantage we have against fascism. It’s an energy that is more closely aligned with MAGA than they probably want to admit.
I was not aware of this and I identify as a smart person so maybe your himbo (or I) is due for a self-reassessment.
It’s why I’d never be able to hack it as an influencer or online sex worker. I’d make so much more money if I was manipulative and fake! There’s so money in integrity, my friend. It’s a trap.
Not exactly picnic season but I like the energy.
I’ve heard that anyone who checks in can never check out.
I never want to be accused of leading someone on or making false promises so…honesty it is!
Wait. Are they mad that he said he’d be willing to work with whomever is in office to secure a better life for his constituents? Is that not exactly what we want a mayor to do? I’m so confused.
Whoa. Where does he have to be?
Resident Evil is so warm and fuzzy.
You do. You absolutely do. I assumed it was intentional!
I’ve drafted and deleted about five emo posts today which is how I know it’s officially fall.

I should probably eat or look at a cloud or something.
In my head you’re a transplant from Berlin - and I say this having met you.
Makes me think of an argument I heard once that paying restaurant servers a livable hourly wage would result in lazy service because they’d no longer be thirsty for tips. It’s fully illogical but sounds good to people who don’t want to spend the money.
I think it will be more appreciated as time goes on and people care less about J. Lo.
I also have to commend the courage to give a film about surviving a torturous military occupation a wide American release in 2025 America.