Cryptoe39
@tiptoe39.bsky.social
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Cat mommy, copyeditor, Washington sports fan (Caps, Nats, Mystics), queer media/danmei/BL fan, old school anime fan, fic writer, Jewish & proud, liberal/Democrat, politics junkie, amateur singer/stage actress, 47, she/her. Very occasionally NSFW.
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Looks like it’s time to say this, so here we go: I do not want to hear about Israel. I do not want to hear about Gaza or Iran or antisemitism real or imagined. I have a ton of words muted, but if you put it on my TL repeatedly without any mutable words, I will mute you. NOT HERE. Not in my space.
Same! I'm really surprised it's not bigger, TBH. Lots of art and reposting art accounts but not so much conversation.
I cannot seem to find my fic people on bsky! I have a couple but I want to talk about all the BL and fic stuff and nobody answers, lol. I promise to keep bringing the weird! :D
Fine, don't answer. Tumblr's got my back :D
The answer will be "intangibles" and/or "locker room leadership," just saying.
Opinion poll: In omegaverse (particularly Desire omegaverse but generic is fine), do the omegas have Magical Self Lubricating Assholes? If so, only when they're in heat, or all the time? #ABODesire #omegaverse #cmonyoupervs
I think I’m gonna have to break this chapter into 2. The porn has taken over. I hope nobody minds a 2000-word chapter followed by 4K of porn.
Internet gonna internet!
Aww thanks, it was a million years ago and I was fighting bigger dragons than that at the time. All good!
narrator: and what they didn't realize the whole time was that "something awful" was referring to them...
Art and coloring experts say the sky is blue.
“Law and ethics experts say” should be deleted from that hed. It violates the Hatch Act, period. You gonna have color experts saying the sky is blue next?
I think it was something awful that in the 90s decided to put up my 90s era homepage to be made fun of

Half the posters started perving on the picture of 16 year old me that it was totally acceptable to put on your home page back then
welcome to bluesky we got:
something awful 2
transsexuals (sad)
transsexuals (smart)
transsexuals (cocaine)
DNC bots
people indistinguishable from DNC bots
jerry
I have the most annoying kind of hiccups -.-
Ordered me a Protas jersey.
I am so mad because my eyes are now in a state where I can’t play my favorite phone game. Thirty seconds in and the stinging starts. I LOVE that game. Booooo.
Also: have discovered reading fics on my phone does not hurt my eyes. At least not yet.
How is there no Remnants of Filth fic with 500 or more kudos and most of the stuff has like 17?? I’m gonna tear through those fics ISTG
Why do the eye drops have to sting like fuck for ten minutes before I get any relief
Same shoes. Might be the socks. They’re kind of pathetic.
I gave myself a blister from running! That has NEVER happened before! WTF?
OH YEAH JUST SIGNED UP FOR YULETIDEEEEE IT'S BEEN A MILLION BILLION YEARS
Moooooorninnnnnng nobody has more fun at a caps game than I do what a wild night I’m so happy