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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 14h

Sniff check

An unfocused shot of my tabby cat's snout sniffing the camera

charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 14h

Ok they've been just... too difficult to handle so my partner told them I'm not going to the wedding and it's specifically their behavior that put me off. I'm very bummed out just because I really hoped they could see where I'm coming from.

charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

The saga continues. I thought the family turned around and was very sweetly offering to buy our bearings for us but it's looking like they're gonna get me there and ambush me into trying on gowns. Wow

charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · Aug 26

Lol update I'm absolutely forbidden from wearing pants

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nick🎃 @monroeknox.bsky.social · 3d

10 days until halloween (and the end of the month) so I'm doing fic-or-treat commissions!

🎃on all hallows eve why not gift your fellow fandom goblins the treat of their faves in bite-sized situations?

🦇whether you want g-rated spooks, monster-fucking, or nightmare fuel I've got you covered!

spider web border on black background

the text in the center reads:
Fic-or-Treat

Halloween Ficlets

$7–500w
sfw & nsfw

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly they're just setting themselves up to look like assholes lol. Not my fault! If the gown is on their dime I'll pick an expensive one too. I'm going down swinging.

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

If they wanna play a game then let's play 😂😂😂

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

Ok so I was right they are planning to ambush me in the guise of buying me a barong and they're gonna try to buy me a gown instead. What kind of bullshit is this lol sure let's go gown then I will still be introduced as my partner's boyfriend and it's gonna be on them to explain why I'm in a gown

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

And it's gonna be my fault that I'm "making it all about m" when I'm just asking to actually wear something that is part of the dress code lol.

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

I really don't know what's the big deal. That form of dress has also been accepted as a form of clothing for women now so it's really no big scandal that I'm wearing a barong. I'm kind of feeling really targeted.

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes life can truly be wonderful

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

I'm gonna have to deal with this today I really don't know what to do. I'm kind of just at the point of fuck it I'll wear a gown but it's really gonna be on them that it's awkward that my partner's still gonna introduce me as their boyfriend at the wedding.

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

There were a few folks in front of it discussing 2ha. Just out there amongst god's men. What a time to be alive.

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so sorry this is in the Philippines but if it helps it's a big chain here. Massive thing for a dominantly Catholic country.

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

To force me into wearing a gown

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

Kind of amazed that they've plotted this tbh. They've been saying that I shouldn't be making a big deal out of it bc its not my wedding (I'm not I'm literally following their dress code for men, but y'know, I guess I'm a girl) but if it's not such a big deal then why put in this much effort

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

*barongs not bearings sorry

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

I can't believe theres a yaoi section in our bookstores now. We used to print out illegal scanlations and arrange them in clearbooks.

A yaoi/bl bookstore shelf section in a local bookstore

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

TELL ME HOW IT GOES

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charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · 2d

The saga continues. I thought the family turned around and was very sweetly offering to buy our bearings for us but it's looking like they're gonna get me there and ambush me into trying on gowns. Wow

charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · Aug 26

Lol update I'm absolutely forbidden from wearing pants

charon's yaoi paddle @tinynarwhals.bsky.social · Aug 11

Hahaha I'm being forced into a gown for a wedding 😬😬😬😬