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Writer and host of @patternstellstories.com podcast with @libertybirb.bsky.social. 🛸 Podcast: linktr.ee/patternstellstories Substack: https://www.tinyklaus.com Website: https://patternstellstories.com/
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UFOs in Congress | 2025
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This is one hell of a leak.
leahmcelrath.bsky.social
BREAKING

“The Trump administration has secretly authorized the C.I.A. to conduct covert action in Venezuela, according to U.S. officials, stepping up a campaign against Nicolás Maduro, the country’s authoritarian leader.”

Gift link:
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Trump Administration Authorizes Covert C.I.A. Action in Venezuela
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They're finally roasting Peter Thiel.
Twisted Christian: Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

Watch an all-new episode of South Park tonight at 10/9c on Comedy Central and next day on Paramount+.
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No, they scampered up the tree immediately. Not a grizzly or anything.
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It’s actually two bears that scrambled up the same tree. She spooked them and then was like what the fuck was that.
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She’d never seen a bear before and was quite confused.
The Kenzo looking at two black bears that climbed up the same tree.
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thezignal.bsky.social
Be like Garrett and don’t miss this - because Garrett sure as hell never misses. 💥
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The Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) and UFOs
Link: open.substack.com/pub/libertyb...
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ICYMI: Jack Ciattarelli’s son’s 2024 DUI case was transferred from Hillsborough/Somerset County to Jefferson Township — in Morris County.

Got a sweetheart deal after 6/7 charges dropped.

Then Jack chose the Sheriff of Morris County to be his running mate.

Prob just a coincidence.
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Update: not banned yet.
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I think I was for a couple weeks.

It takes up way too much time to explain why I know what I know in every thread so I gave up.
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We have profile pictures, too.

We’re serious on Reddit. 😂
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r/UFOs banned @declassifyuap.bsky.social for calling Curtis Yarvin a dipshit, so I did the same.

Curious to see if they ban me or unban him.
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Alright, why not.
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Look at who’s running UFO Twitter. Can’t be far off from those Reddit mods.
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It really did seem promising.
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RPK was a mod. Might still be, but I’m not checking.
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Haha what did you say specifically?
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Post the thread so I can get banned.
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I heard UAP Mike was talking about us the other day. I’m trying to grab some evidence so we can collect damages and maybe send him to jail.
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I’m struggling to think of any.
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I don’t know until someone sends me something. Probably shouldn’t even give it air, but it’s funny to me.