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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball

@tikkikki.bsky.social

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I've been told I'm all the drama and none of the fun. Often thwarted by autocorrect thinking it knows best and my lack of proofreading. Catchphrase: I don’t know what that is. Bluesky’s OG Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Your Hawkeye Fairy Godmother™️, if you will.

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · Dec 18

Sir, I don’t know you. Please do not come up to me to complain about the price of your taco. I have no control over the prices here as my name is neither Taco, nor John. Can’t you see I’m busying myself on my phone while I wait for my food? Leave me be.

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 4h

Always goals, that kid.

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 6h

I do not like DDP but DPZ is pretty close to the real thing.

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 6h

$250 million

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 6h

Sorry for your loss.

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 7h

Helluva typo.

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 9h

Depends on if he’s going after those two teams, I guess.

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 9h

I hate both teams so it doesn’t matter. Chop ‘em both up for all I care.

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 15h

yes

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 23h

It’s Floyd of Rosedale week.

Is this the best trophy in college football?

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 11h

I’m sorry but in what world is a jug a better trophy than an axe?

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

Jerks.

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

🙄

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

Dennis Quaid?

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t want this folding screen stuff. Who are the people who want this?

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

Which is wild.

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

Good to know.

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so glad you agree. People get really mad sometimes when I tell them that.

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

I kinda hope not. I want to be able to do things. Also now that I thought about the View to a Kill thing it’s all I want to do.

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

Always. That’s what I loved about Lisbon. Unfortunately in February I don’t think there will be as many spontaneous street fairs.

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

He is Oscar’s best friend. What’s not to love?

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

@hawkchick11.bsky.social recommended AdT in the evening as well.

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a good movie. Cult following kind of film. I’ll probably watch it again before I go.

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

Fucken French.

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks!

🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

Of, for sure the Tower (spoiler alert In Bruges).

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🐖🪩 I’m not a pumpkin, I’m a hamball @tikkikki.bsky.social · 1d

If they close it can you take the stairs? Like everything in my life if I’m doing it I’m doing it all the way. There is a part of me that’s worried about my fear of heights but also want to listen to A View to a Kill by Duran Duran on the stairs of the Eiffel Tower.

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