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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band)
@thumpasaurus.bsky.social
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Detroit City FC owner (cold weather tank top guy from the Keyworth fence) fighting illini enthusiast (postgame shots guy from The Champaign Room, debilitating ADHD guy from the @offtackleempire.bsky.social podcast) replacement level jazz trombonist
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 6h
lol sure, 75% of china’s population died during the three kingdoms period but yeah having to buy soybeans from argentina instead of the U.S. will be what ends Chinese history
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Trump: "I think China is in big trouble. I'll be honest with you. I don't know that they even make it."
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16h
that would brake too quickly to be an ARCA car, points off for realism
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16h
nascar used to start at noon eastern every sunday with a handful of exceptions a year
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16h
also I can do all that shit and I’m 36 and 300 pounds so uhhhh lmao
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16h
Genuinely surprised there’s not more fallout than 1/3
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16h
Do you think they know they won’t be getting paid for this (since it’s a construction/contracting job for Donald trump)
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 16h
doing my part to make the world more utopian
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 17h
the fumbler did though get past the line to gain
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19h
woowoowoo
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 19h
So apparently this was a prophecy
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 20h
Today in an MS Teams meeting for work an “AI Assistant” put in the chat a summary of the meeting so far

Thank you Microsoft for demonstrating that you are actively surveilling all Teams based business calls
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 21h
Be gracious to ex-MAGA, especially former ICE or military. You’ll need one of them in your party. There’s always one.
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 21h
Now is the time to be questing across the world and gathering a ragtag crew of misfits who all use different weapons. In fact, you should have had some character development by now.

We are one Peter Thiel cancer diagnosis from a full-blown Final Fantasy endgame scenario
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 23h
Purgerstory
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 1d
lmao
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 1d
nobody else could have pulled off the louvre heist
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d
this promotion is costing them no money
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d
by sheer score, yeah, but if you look at yards gained and all that? Nope. We only turned it over once against IU and they still put up 63. Iowa was a situation where we sucked and couldn’t stop making it dramatically worse every time we touched the ball. IU just hamblasted us
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d
also recipient of the worst beatdown I’ve ever seen against a team wearing illini colors
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d
There are now eight 5-2 teams in the Big Ten and none of them are any good
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d
EVERYBODY DO THE MICHIGAN RAAAAAAG
donmoyn.bsky.social Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2d
It’s the same picture.gif
Dancing frog Ohtani looks like a dancing fro, down to the little cane
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d
Seriously though when your college football program is struggling, do this and they will eventually hire curt cignetti
drewhamm5.bsky.social Super Bowl Champion Basketball Fan, NEVER of the Sixers @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 2d
Live report from Camp Randall: the dudes are rocking.
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d
The “Spend All Your Mana On Illinois” strategy is paying fewer and fewer dividends each year for Purdue
justtmill.bsky.social Travis Miller @justtmill.bsky.social · 2d
Purdue is just getting worse each week.
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve taken to calling him “the Haynes King” instead of “Haynes King”
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thumpasaurus (the steve not the band) @thumpasaurus.bsky.social · 3d
I am opposed to this section of CVS not on moral purity grounds but because I’m a small business advocate and they’re taking business away from our nation’s independent sex shops
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