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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · Jan 30

Why yes, we *will* be blaming everything negative that happens in the next four years on the Tangerine Terror, just like the braindead MAGAts tried to blame every little thing on Joe.

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 1h

And she's 100% correct. 😆

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 1h

And why didn't they learn their lesson last time?

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 1h

You mean he hasn't already?

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 3h

WTH? Was it too phallic for him?

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 3h

Gunther Eagleman has the most fascist sounding name on the entire internet.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 3h

Just think of all the space that this opens up for all of Pete Kegsbreath's booze and makeup. 🍺💄

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 5h

BREAKING: Journalists exited the Pentagon after refusing to agree to the Trump administration's new restrictions on access.

Journalists turn in access badges, exit Pentagon rather than agree to new reporting rules

Journalists at the Pentagon turned in access badges and cleaned out their workspaces on Wednesday, the price for refusing to agree to new restrictions on their jobs being removal from being at the seat of U.S. military power.

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 3h

When you elect a clown, you're getting a clown show no matter what.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 3h

There's so much more space for Kegsbreath's booze and makeup now. 😆

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 3h

Trump's crypto is nothing but a money laundering scheme. A real Congress would act on that.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 3h

It's not very covert now, is it?

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 3h

You mean other than all of his fascist tattoos? 😆

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 5h

Grabbed him by the [neck] pussy.

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 5h

I don't think JD Vance has an original thought in his head. They're all bought and paid for.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 5h

I don't think JD Vance has an original thought in his head. They're all bought and paid for.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 5h

PLEASE name the wars that were ended in tariffs, dotard. I dare you.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 5h

And let's not forget all of his makeup. 💄

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 7h

Just go as a dinosaur from Jurassic Park. They were part frog.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 7h

They lost his luggage (which was full of booze).

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 8h

Did they throw him out to lighten the load?

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Charlie Austin @chuckles-s.bsky.social · 2d

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Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 11h

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

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Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 8h

From the same branchless family tree.

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 8h

Corn-fed "youth"

Spaaaace Ghoooost @thomasjay.bsky.social · 8h

Since when has the CIA asked for permission?

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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 8h

#MyWarningLabelShouldSay...

A warning sign. The text reads, "Do not dumb here. No dumb area."

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